SKZ Modeling Company

chapter twenty-three

Chapter 23: Figure Out Astro Physics For You

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i.n._: okay so
i.n._: guess whos birthday is coming up 👀

han_nie_: well it sure as hell can't be yours...

puppy_min00_: it'd be a bit sus if it was hannie

felix_cious_: i know

bg.chan: ofc felix knows

han_nie_: 🤨
han_nie_: OH WAIT
han_nie_: its hyunjin's!!!

i.n._: the context clues were appalling
i.n._: but yes, it issss

puppy_min00_: sooo .. are we doing anything for it?
puppy_min00_: does the guy have any plans??

hwa.hyunjin_: nahh i dont :/
hwa.hyunjin_: i haven't really celebrated my birthday in a hot minute so...

felix_cious_: so we're throwing him a party, right?

i.n._: naturally

han_nie_: ooh! slay! <3

hwa.hyunjin_: yall really dont have to do that-

bg.chan: we wont throw you one if you dont want anything too crazy hyunjin!

puppy_min00_: but i can guarantee these guys would figure out how to move mountains for you so
puppy_min00_: holy shit it took me forever to spell guarantee wtf

han_nie_: its true, we would

felix_cious_: figure out astro physics for you

i.n._: learn to solve world hunger for you

hwa.hyunjin_: 🥺
hwa.hyunjin_: i have no idea what to say

bg.chan: let the kids plan something for you :)

hwa.hyunjin_: hh
hwa.hyunjin_: okayyy

i.n._: YES!
i.n._: binnie and i got food!
i.n._: we had takeout at our last hangout but this is special

bg.chan: i can help with that too!

ch.binnie: slay, that will make it so much faster

puppy_min00_: love that changbin has picked up on innie's lingo

i.n._: i know right?

ch.binnie: slay is fun to say

han_nie_: so true

felix_cious_: slay

hwa.hyunjin_: we could try holding the party at my apartment? its not as big as innie's, but it can hold 8 ppl :)

bg.chan: as long as you're comfortable with that!

han_nie_: what he said

hwa.hyunjin_: im okay with it, really!

felix_cious_: i could come over early and help you decorate?

hwa.hyunjin_: id like that :)

han_nie_: 👀

_leeknow_: 👀

felix_cious_: shush you two

han_nie_: didn't say anything actually so

_leeknow: yeah, how rude

puppy_min00_: i feel the chat gets like 100% gayer as soon as minsung enters the chat

han_nie_: ... minsung?

felix_cious_: OMGS MINSUNG IS PERFECT

i.n._: REAL

_leeknow: im lost?

bg.chan: your ship name lino ✨️

han_nie_: UHM ANYWAY

i.n._: gay panic

puppy_min00_: queer anxiety

felix_cious_: ✨️homosexual conundrum✨️

hwa.hyunjin_: felix thats brilliant 😭
hwa.hyunjin_: i cant-

bg.chan: need that on a shirt

ch.binnie: absolutely

han_nie_: again ANYGAY
han_nie_: when should we plan for this?

hwa.hyunjin_: well my birthday is the 20th .. thats a wednesday
hwa.hyunjin_: does that day at .. 6 work for everyone?

felix_cious_: i actually have work that day! no class! i can make it :)

ch.binnie: ill be there

i.n._: sounds good to me!

bg.chan: ill make sure to be off by then

_leeknow: i think ill end up being a bit late, but ill be there

han_nie_: all good here

puppy_min00_: ill probably arrive with chan lol so

hwa.hyunjin_: awesome! its a plan then

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Meme Team

han_nie_: so like .. what do we get hyunjin?

puppy_min00_: this is a group project now huh?

i.n._: i mean i think we could work together as one better then individually?

felix_cious_: i mean- i may already have something in mind, but i dont mind teaming up with yall for something else :)

i.n._: oh 👀

felix_cious_: not tellingggg
felix_cious_: dont want my idea stolen hehe

han_nie_: gay
han_nie_: so what should we do as a group present?

puppy_min00_: wait are we all on break rn?

i.n._: i mean yeah, but im across town from yall 🥲

felix_cious_: we can meet up in the employee lounge and call you innie!

puppy_min00_: yesss perfect!

han_nie_: meet yall there!

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Unknown Number*

???: Hello! I heard you were looking for a social media director again! I filled out an application before the position closed up, but I was hoping my application could be viewed again now that it was open! Thank you.

Bang Chan: Hi there! Thank you for reaching out, I recognize your number from one of the applications I was looking over today! How about you come in tomorrow for an interview around 11am? I'd be glad to see if you are suitable for this position!

Unknown Number Saved As: Son Hyun woo

Son Hyun woo: That works for me, see you soon!

***

sometimes i realize that this ff is just me talking to myself....

anyway-

thanks for the love on this book! my first chapter of MANIACS is out now :) its a stray kids ff with .. basically the same ships as this fic! but it is with the story line of disney's descendants (though a bit different as ive rewritten quite a bit of the plotline lmao)

but if you're looking for some more silly shenanigans and not as serious as "Swan Lake" i think y'all would enjoy it :)

i love yall, have a great rest of your day! <3