Carmilla Carmine X (fallen) Female reader

scrambled eggs prt 1

[We open with a shot of  asleep on the sofa, with , and putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, !]

Charlie: "That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!"

Vaggie: "Um...Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago."

Charlie: "Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here."

(Y/N): "Don't hold your breath." *drinks boba tea*

[Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his are sitting on.]

Vaggie: "What the hell is that?"

Sir Pentious: "Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents."

Charlie: "What? Why?"

Sir Pentious: "Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here."

[ and  come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them]

Odette: "*holds out clipboard* Sign, please."

[Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes]

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your  purchase.

[Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.]

Vaggie: "Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?"

(Y/N): "Carmine?"

Vaggie: "doesn't matter (Y/N)"

Sir Pentious: "Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell."

Vaggie: "Okay, well that stops right now."

[Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.]

Sir Pentious: "Hey!"

Vaggie: "You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome."

[Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wary expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious., standing near the bar on his phone, does the same., who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle. (Y/N) snickers at this.]

Sir Pentious: "Hmm...I have my doubts."

Vaggie: "Well, it's true. You have to trust us."

Sir Pentious: But I don't.

Charlie: Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?

Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things.

[Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.]

Vaggie: Oh! *points at the ceiling* What did I just say? What did I just say?

Sir Pentious: What? Not my little egg boiz. *hugs Egg Boiz* They do my evil bidding for me!

Vaggie: "Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?"

Sir Pentious: "*narrows eyes* Yes."

Vaggie: "Then no more eggs."

Sir Pentious: "*with tears in his eyes* All right, eggies. You've got to go. I *sobs* can't keep you anymore!"

Egg Boiz: "Okay, boss."

[They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away.]

Sir Pentious: "No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!"

[Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder]

(Y/N): "don't worry I have to go with a meeting with Alastor with other overlords"

Charlie: "are you sure apple? We need you here for the exercise for later.."

(Y/N): "you'll do great as always Char-Char and besides you have my sis- I mean Vaggie here to help you with this ok?"

Charlie: "yea I know just be careful ok? Your my friend and I don't want you hurt"

(Y/N): "I know Char-Char I'll see you later I'm going with Vaggie to find my father ok?"

Charlie: "ok..."

[as (Y/N) walked away Charlie got suspicious..]

Charlie: "was she about to say "sister?" There's no possible way Vaggie would tell me if she had a sister she'd never keep secrets from me"