Phoebe walks into Max's Lair, as he works on a rocket.
Phoebe: Max! Max, I'm trying to study.
Max: What?
Phoebe: I'm trying to study!
Max: Hold on.
Max stops working and looks at Phoebe.
Max: What about pickles?
Phoebe: No pickles. You're making too much noise, and I can't study for my class Math Bowl.
Max: The Math Bowl? Is that where you flush away any chance of having a social life?
Phoebe: Says the guy who spends all his time alone in his layer.
Max: I'm too busy for friends.
Dr. Colosso: So, our dance parties mean nothing?
Max: In case you haven't noticed, I'm trying to launch the Max 10 into the stratosphere.
Phoebe: Well, my Math Bowl is more important.
Max: Rocket is.
Phoebe: Math bowl.
Max: Rocket.
Phoebe: Math bowl.
Max: Rocket. Now go study with your boyfriend, Y/N.
Phoebe gets offended and without hesitation Phoebe pushes a button, launching the rocket prematurely.
Max: My baby. I wanted to push that button.
Phoebe: You still can. It just won't do anything.
Phoebe then walks out.
The next day, everyone is having breakfast as Nora pulls her cereal and a prize comes out.
Nora: Yay, I got the prize.
Billy zooms in and takes it.
Billy: You snooze, you lose.
Nora uses her heat vision on Billy's hand.
Billy: Ow!
Nora takes the prize back.
Nora: You take, you bake.
Barb then walks over.
Barb: Zap your brother, prize goes to mother.
Barb takes the prize from Nora.
Barb: Sweet. I always wanted a glow-in-the-dark... Whatever this is.
Hank then enters.
Hank: Unbelievable. This is the sixth day in a row my newspaper's missing. Some miscreant is stealing it.
Nora: What's a miscreant?
Billy: What's a newspaper?
Hank: You know, you move to a nice suburb far away from Metroburg, you'd think you wouldn't have to fight crime anymore.
Barb: You don't, Hank. You're a retired superhero, remember?
Hank: Yeah, well, crime hasn't retired. It starts with my newspaper, but then it's your expensive jewelry.
Barb: Since when do I have expensive jewelry?
Hank: Oh, so now I'm the bad guy.
Phoebe walks in along with Max.
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The Thundermans (Male Spider-Man Reader)
FanfictionThe Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional city of Hiddenville. Phoebe and Y/N (an orphan) dreams of being a superhero and using thier powers for good, while Phoebe's twin brother Max wants to be the nex...
