Crime After Crime

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The Thundermans woke up and all begin to eat breakfast.

Phoebe: Thanks for the breakfast smoothies, mom.

Barb: Of course, anything for my babies.

Y/N, Phoebe, Nora and Billy drink the smoothies and when Barb is not looking, they spit it out into a small cup.

All: Mm!

Billy: Delicious.

Max then enters the kitchen.

Max: Good morning, everyone.

Barb: Someone slept in today. Want a smoothie?

Max: Oh, sure, thanks.

Max then pours it into the trash can.

Max: Mmm! I am so glad you bought a new juicer after the first one was accidentally hit by a hammer seven times.

Hank comes over looking at his tablet.

Hank: Check it out. Our homeowner's association blog says that pesky neighborhood vandal struck again.

Y/N: "Neighborhood vandal steals chickens from backyard coop."

Max: Small-town prankster. Adorable.

Hank: Not adorable. It's times like this I wish I never hung up my cape.

Barb: You never hang up anything.

Hank: Yes, I do.

They then see a chicken outside the backyard.

Nora: Why is there a chicken in the backyard?

Billy: To get to the other side. Nailed it!

Hank: What in the...

Nora grabs a hammer ready to destroy the smoothie that is inside a glass container, but Phoebe sees her.

Phoebe: What? Nora!

She takes the hammer.

Phoebe: Later.

They then see a lot of chickens on their porch.

Billy: Cool! We live on a farm!

Y/N: The vandal put the stolen chickens in our yard.

Hank: All right, Thundermans, chicken roundup.

Hank tries to grab the chickens but fails to do so as everyone laughs.

Hank: Stop laughing. This isn't funny.

A chicken on top of the roof gives birth to an egg and it hits Hank on the head as everyone laughs.

Max: Is it funny now?

Hank: Yes. Yes, it is.

After gathering up the chickens and putting them in cages, they begin to pick up the eggs as Billy puts on in his pocket.

Nora: Why are you putting eggs in your pockets?

Billy: I'm gonna hatch them.

Nora: You know that's not possible?

Billy: I ran to Costa Rica for bananas this morning. Don't tell me what's possible.

Phoebe, Y/N and Max are gathering up the eggs.

Phoebe: You seem to be enjoying yourself a little too much.

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