Treacherous (Boruto Fanfiction)

Chapter 7 - I Swear I Didn't Know!

!WARNNING! A lot of bad words are used in this chapter. If you don't speak this language please don't read.

"What the hell Sasuke! I understand you want to restore your clan but come on!" Suigetsu said.

"I didn't had a child! She's probably on drugs or something! Look kiddo, I don't remember having, you know, with Sakura! And why would I have *cough* with Sakura! And her name isn't Uchiha!"

"Ano, Sasuke, what if you did it when you... You know, got drunk?"

"N-no! It was only one time!"

"But remember we found you near the woods of Konoha." Juugo said.

"B-but-"

"Nooo! Sasuke-kun! Why would you do that to me!"

Sarada facepalmed while Boruto was holding his stomach. He didn't laugh so hard ever since the night with his father a few days ago.

"Urgh, I thought it was obvious! We time travaled all the way here." Sarada said.

"Ahh! That makes a lot of- wait, time travel?!"

"Gosh, look we have a mission to complete! Nice talking to you dad! By the way, you end up without an arm!"

Sasuke's eyes widen and then touched his hand to make sure it was still there.

"W-wait! Do I kill Itachi?!"

"Oh yeah he is all about revenge now. Let's go." Sarada whispered to Boruto.

Boruto turned around to team Hebi who were pretty much still in shock... All of them.

Boruto waved to them.

"See ya!"

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As they finally reached the town to get some information, they were surprised to see-

"Dad? What are you doing here?" Boruto asked.

"You were taking too long on your mission."

"So Tsunade thought something went wrong." Sakura finished.

"Well in a way." Sarada said.

"What happened?" Naruto asked.

"We meet Sasuke."

"Ehhh? For real? Where is he? What the hell? We search for him everywhere! And you just find him like that?!"

"Y-you didn't told him about... The time travel, did you?"

"We needed to! That dude wanted answers."

"And, how did he react?"

"We feel so bad, that we didn't recorded his reaction."

Naruto started to laugh.

"I bet he freaked out when he heard that I had a son!" Naruto said while putting a hand on his son's head.

"He freaked out even worst when I told him I'm his daughter. He's peobably at the same spot we leaved them."

"Hahaha that shoked?"

"Pretty much."

"Damn, I never saw that side of Sasuke!"

Sakura facepalmed.

"That came out wrong, you know?"

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As they were finally in the woods near Konoha, and by them I mean Sarada, Boruto, Naruto and Sakura.

But before they could get any closer to their village someone appeared in front of them.

"Ehh?! No way! Sasuke?" Naruto started to fangirl.

"Teme! Explain! What's with this brats?!"

"Hey! I'm your daughter you know?!"

"Yeah! And don't call dad teme, teme!"

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura started to fangirl aswell.

"Oh god, Sakura... Why are you here?"
"S-Sasuke-kun! Why are you so cruel to me!"

"WHEN DID WE HAD A CHILD?!"

"WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PAID CHILD SUPPORT?!"

"Oh! Burn! Good job Sakura!" Naruto high-fived Sakura.

"Okay cut it out! We're from the future! I'm tried of saying that!" Sarada said annoyed.

"Like hell! Time travel is impossible!" Sasuke said.

"You really... WHY DO THINK WE ARE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!"

"I JUST TOLD YOU!"

"WHAT?!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE!"

"Calm down both of you! Let's resolve this rationally." Sakura said.

"That reminds me, TEME YOU HAVE A BRAT ASWELL?!"

"WHAT YOU TOUGHT YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A KID? TEME, I EVEN BEAT YOU AT THE NUMBER! I HAVE TWO CHILDREN!"

"Don't lie Naruto!"

"SASUKEEE!"

"NARUTOO!"

"He's not lying you know?" Boruto said.

"What do you want brat? I'm in the middle of a crisis here!"

"I have a sister! She is younger then me with five years!"

"SEE?!"

"LIKE HELL I'LL LOSE TO YOU! SAKURA LET'S-" before Sasuke dared to finish that sentence, Sarada punched the ground and created a hole in which both Sasuke and Naruto fell.

"SHANAROO! NOT IN FRONT OF ME,
YOU DON'T!"

"W-what was he about to say?" Boruto asked Sarada.

"Shh, my child. Just let it go, just let it go."

"But-"

"No, I'll not let them corrupt your mind with their dirty thoughts.

"EHH? SUGOI! NOW CAN YOUR SON DO THAT, TEME?!"

Sarada facepalmed.

"You know what? I'm done. Let's go Boruto. I'm tierd of this shit."

"H-hai!"

Hey guys! Sorry for the short chapter!
This was supposed to be a parody! So I'm really sorry if this wasn't what you wanted but I wanted to make you laugh or at least smile.

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