Severe cussing. In different languages too. So... Yeah... Read at your own risk.
BOLD - Carter
Italics - Sydney
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"Hello?"
"Hi!"
"So it's Sydney Opera House?"
"Yep. Do you want me to sing?"
"NO NO NO!!!"
"Hahaha then don't call me that again Carterian."
"What the heck?"
"Oh, Carterian. You obviously don't know what fun is."
"No, I'm pretty sure it's the opposite. Learn some modern things, could you?"
"Why you gotta be so rude... Don't you know I'm human, too!"
"See... That was like three years ago. Even more!"
"Mean."
"Thank you!"
"Grasshole."
"Same answer. Thank you!"
"Piece of crap."
"Thank you!"
"Estúpido."
"Did you just call me stupid in Spanish?"
"Mwhahahaha!"
"Hold up, let me Google translate that."
"Idiota maldito."
"Great. My Google is lagging. Whatever."
"Mwhahahaha..besa mi trasero idiota."
"Mean!!! I'm so gonna get you soon."
"Loco idiota!!"
"Why do you like cussing at me in Spanish? Are you Spanish?"
"I'm from somewhere over the freaking rainbow, stupid."
"You're a crazy girl!"
"Wow... Métetelo por el culo. Oh! You just got owned by a girl in a different language!! Oh!!!!"
"Okay, whatever. Just know I know how to swear in German."
"Okay, but try your best without sounding like an idiot."
"Never mind"
"That's right."
"You know. You're really insulting."
"Hey, I can say whatever I want, but you are never going to understand. I know German and Spanish. German from school. Spanish just from family. My mom's side. Filipino and Spanish. You?"
"Both from school. "
"Hm... Interesting..."
"...."
"...."
"Well.."
"Well. I should go. Later."
"See ya."
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