"Hey, Syd."
"Not this again."
"HEARD THAT!"
"So... how's life? You okay with the mom thing?"
"Yeah! Angeline's been helping me with it. Of course you were, too."
"Oh. How nice. Who's that girl?"
"My girlfriend."
"Oh...."
"You okay?"
"Yeah. I just feel a little laggy today."
"Laggy?"
"Tired."
"Oh... So.. How are you?"
"I've been feeling like a freaking arsonist.... I'm a *hiccup* rocket fuckinist. I am SUPERWOMAN! ONE LOVE SUPERWOMAN! THAT'S A WRAP! ZOOP!"
"Huh? Are you okay?"
"Obviously I'm awesome!"
"Please tell me you're not drunk."
"Maybe a little. Haha!"
"Where are you?"
"I don't know where I am. I think I need to go home. Later, John!"
"My name's Carter."
"Huh? Oh!!! Lover boy! THE F HOLE WHO PRANK CALLED ME!!!!!!! YEAH! YOU'RE A DOUCHE! I WISH I NEVER MET YOU! I EFFING HATE YOU! YOU MADE ME FEEL AWESOME, BUT REALLY YOUR JUST FRODO TURNED SAURON! GO OFF WITH THE BOOB WHATEVER HER NAME IS! GO! ELF YOU!!!!"
"What?"
"YOU HEARD ME! GO!"
"Sydney! You don't know what you're saying! Stop!"
"NO! I MEAN IT!"
"Syd-"
"JUST SHUT UP AND GO SHIT YOURSELF!"
"Don't d-"
"...Oh! Hey, there, handsome! You wanna go up?"
"STOP! SYDNEY!!!"
"....."
"Sydney.. What happened?"
"Just like that!"
"Frick. Later. (hangs up)"
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Hey guys!!! Like my new cover? My friend made it. You should go check her out. SHE HAS THREE AMAZING BOOKS!!! So yeah. Check her out.
BTW, drunk chapter today. I Just ruined Syster. I know. Sorry.
But it'll get better. Promise. Well.... later nachos
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Prank Caller
Short StoryIn which a prank call gets two people together. "Love with every stranger, the stranger the better" ~~~~~~~ *warning: Contains: -offensive jokes, if you can't handle some offensive jokes, move on. It's these character...
