"Hola, señorita."
"Hola, señor. Como estas?"
"Muy, bien. Gracies. Tu?"
"Muy, bien. Gracias, senor. Qué hiciste hoy?"
"Estuvo bien. Tu?"
"Bueno ... No era tan grande, hasta que hablé con usted. Yo estaba trabajando tanto. Estoy tan cansado. Y hambriento. Puedo comer sólo un caballo. Gracias por preguntar."
"I have no idea on what you said. All I heard was... shemur?"
"Hahahahaha! I have finally beat thee! So.... two more days and it's Saturday. You excited?"
"No.... I'm just depressed to meet the girl I have been longing to see for a long time."
"You're sarcasm skills are through the roof, my friend. Muy, bien."
"Gracias, senorita."
"Don't think too much about it, kid."
"So... are you excited?"
"Of course I am! What do you think? I hate you? No way! I just have one thing to ask you."
"Go ahead."
"It won't matter what we look like, yeah?"
"Who the elf do you think I am? I don't care what you look like, as long as your my Sydney. I don't want to look like an idiot in the middle of McDonalds."
"Okay... Good. I was just worried you weren't going to like me."
"Why wouldn't I? I love your character. I don't care about your looks. You can come in sweatpants for all I care. I just want you. You, Sydney. You. I don't care if you think your ugly. So far, I think your the most beautiful girl ever. So... Get your ish together, girl. Let's go to sleep. It's already like... What? 11:45? I don't want to see a sleep deprived old lady when I get to McDonalds soon."
"*Chuckles* Ah.... I love you, Carter."
"..."
"Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said that."
"I love you, too, Sydney."
"Never mind. I don't regret it. Night, Carter."
"Night, Cinderella."
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Prank Caller
Short StoryIn which a prank call gets two people together. "Love with every stranger, the stranger the better" ~~~~~~~ *warning: Contains: -offensive jokes, if you can't handle some offensive jokes, move on. It's these character...
