"Hey, babe."
"Hello, Prince Charming. So... you ready for our date?"
"What if I'm not?"
"Then I'm going to personally go to your house and get you ready."
"You don't even know my address."
"I can easily search you up on the internet."
*Chuckles* "You don't even know my last name."
"Let me guess... Ford."
"Ew. No..."
"Carter.... Carter Robinson?"
"I am not ice cream."
"Didn't say you were."
"You implied it."
"How do you know if I implied it."
"Whatever."
"Carter Smith?"
"Finally! We have a winner!"
"Now, I'm going to search you up."
"Oh, no."
"Oh! So we have these pics. Okay... *laughs hysterically*"
"Whatever..."
"Oh... Don't be shy. I know I have worse... haha! You had a MUSTACHE!!! Bro!"
"Later, Syd. See you then."
"Oh come on!"
"I have to go pick up my dog from the groomer."
"Ah.... okay. You can hide, but you can't escape me.. Oh golly, that sounds like I'm a perv. Well. Okay. Later, Carter."
*Chuckles* "Later, babe."
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Prank Caller
Short StoryIn which a prank call gets two people together. "Love with every stranger, the stranger the better" ~~~~~~~ *warning: Contains: -offensive jokes, if you can't handle some offensive jokes, move on. It's these character...
