Secondhand Embarrassment

sixteen: chicken out

lennon || noah

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out of curiosity, what's the
worst date you've ever had?

so there was this guy who told
me to meet him at this place that
apparently had great lemonade
but then he texts me after i've
already spent five dollars on a
drink to say he can't make it

is that what we're really going
to tell our kids when they ask
us about our first date

yeah, i'm gonna tell them their
father was an absolute jerk

was that really the worst
date you've ever had?

i thought you said it wasn't a date

that's because it wasn't
i'll make sure you know
when it's a real date

i was really just kidding

sure . . .

besides, that was my second to worst date
nothing can beat the time i walked in on
my best friend sleeping with my boyfriend

are we talking about olivia?

do you really think we're still friends?

i suspect you put glue in her
shampoo while she wasn't
looking or something

let's just say i made sure we were even

so hypothetically, what are
my chances at a second date if i
promise not to sleep with olivia?

it depends

on what?

are you actually going to show
up this time? or are you going
to chicken out again?

hold on a minute
i did not chicken out

wait do you hear that noise?

what are you talking about?

bawk bawk bawk
that's the sound of your lies

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