Chapter 1

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~~morning~~

All of the nations say in the lightly dimmed room,as they discussed the problems of the world.

"I think that we should totally build a massive robot to beat global warming,just like in Japan's Anime's"America proposed
"America san,do you meant the anime called 'My hero academia,if so then that's a terrible idea,since they are not robots'Japan responded back.

"America,can you please take this meeting seriously for one!"
"Sorry dude,not my fault you can't appreciate my awesome ideas"
"Bloody hell Alfred, You truly are a twit"
"Woah dude,is this because of our breakup and then I got to date The Russia dude"
"Huh!This has Nothing to do with that"

While England and America Argued,All is the nations decided to do there own thing,Germany was drowning himself in coffee so he does not lose control,Japan was reading doujinshi,and the Italy brothers were trying to cook pasta in the corner,

"Amerika,calm down,England is just jealous that he can't date you anymore"Russia stalled over and kissed America on the forehead,"Nein,vhy can't jou Guys(gays) ever DO A SIMPLE MEETING PROPERLY"Germany shouted at them,
"Sorry chap,I guess we did get sort off out of hand"England says through gritted teeth,"yeah,sorry dude,we didn't mean to argu through the whole meeting"America replied.
~skip to the end of the meeting~
America and Russia were in the middle of kissing,"Can't you guys stop that,I dont want to see you guys Eating eachother s Mouths"England says.

"Ve do more then eating each others mouths"Russia said suggesting something dirty,meanwhile England was blushing  so much that he looked like one of Spain's tomatoes.

As England walked out of the door he thought to himself,*im going to make  them pay,how dare they embarrass me like that In front of everyone,I know what I can do,Il turn them into children,Then they will have to do whatever I say,*
England thought as he slowly walked away to his car and driving home,



As soon as he got home he rushed to his basement and and grapped one of his magic books,and Flipped through the pages,"Aha! There it is,time to do this spell"
as England began to draw a demon symbol thing,he Began to do his spell.

"Dumbaldore the explore,Unicorns on rainbows and scones,I summon the ruthless spell of de aging"England sang

~SPOOF~

Sorry I didn't post this,I did this ages ago but forget this,sorry for the shortness of this chapter and for the grammar and spelling mistakes:

Hope you have enjoyed

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