roommates | namjin

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Hoebi: @jinie @namu watch out for the rest of your life

Hoebi: you might die

Namu: huh-

Hoebi: kelvin has his gang

Kookoo: A GANG WHAT

Hoebi: i dont know

Jinie: bestie ur so confusing

Hoebi: wait let me do a story for what happened

Taehyungie: omg i love stories 🤩

Hoebi: yeah anyways

Taehyungie: damn rude 😔👍

Hoebi: but i was walking to the library

Hoebi: i was with seulgi cos she's iconic

Jiminie: omg i love her

Yoongles: since when do you go to the library

Hoebi: damn 🤠👎

Hoebi: it's cos i realised i have exams in like a week and i'm not looking to fail 🤠

Kookoo: omg love the attitude

Hoebi: ofc 😫✋

Hoebi: but i saw kelvin

Taehyungie: ew

Hoebi: but then seulgi was like we should burn him 🤩

Hoebi: and i was like please i want too

Taehyungie: why didn't you

Hoebi: cos i didn't wanna be kicked out for burning a person alive

Kookoo: i would have done it

Hoebi: ofc you would it's you

Kookoo: ngl i really wanna commit arson

Kookoo: who's with me

Taehyungie: OMG ME

Hoebi: anyways

Hoebi: kelvin heard seulgi

Hoebi: he looked up and gave us the dirtiest look ever

Namu: hes probably just jealous becuase everyone around him knows the reality

Jinie: oh yeah how did everyone find out that me and him broke up

Jiminie: because jennie walked past when yall broke up and then told someone and now everyone knows

Jiminie: but it's fine most people are on your side

Jinie: yeah and now apparently me and joon are gonna get attacked by him

Hoebi: I STILL HAVENT FINISHED

Taehyungie: HURRY TF UP THEN

Hoebi: sigh

Hoebi: but when we looked at us he proper looked at us up and down

Hoebi: seulgi was like this bitch

Hoebi: she suggested that we go to the books near where he was sat to see what he was writing

Hoebi: because on the table was like him and six other people all writing on this paper

Hoebi: so i was like,, oml intellectuel

Hoebi: so we went over

Hoebi: i was looking at the physics books because that was what was there

Hoebi: i got flashbacks to high school physics

Kookoo: i hate physics

Jiminie: yeah we all know

Jiminie: the day we finished highschool you went around town screaming,,

Jiminie: PHYSICS IS DUMB AND I DONT HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN NOT LIKE IMMA NEED TO USE IT NOW WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW 23 EQUATIONS FOR SHIT I DONT NEED

Kookoo: I DIDNT LIE THO

Jiminie: fair point ig

Hoebi: but i looked over to the paper secretly

Namu: how?

Hoebi: wdym how

Namu: becuase last time you tried yk do something secretly was when you tried to take an extra pack of sugar from costa

Taehyungie: what happened then

Namu: he fell and knocked the whole tub over

Hoebi: damn my dignity

Kookoo: what dignity

Hoebi: MOVING ON

Hoebi: taht didn't happen this time

Hoebi: so the paper had joons and jins lessons in rand what time they where at

Jinie: what the fuck

Jinie: that's it me and joon are staying in the dorm till we graduate

Hoebi: ngl that's probably best

Hoebi: there was a thing saying how they where going to attack yall as well

Namu: istg this is more stressful then living at home

Yoongles: 🧍

Kookoo: what if we go to a party

Jinie: wdym

Jinie: aren't we meant to be staying at home so we don't get stabbed

Kookoo: yall can go back to that after

Hoebi: koo no one knows what your on about

Kookoo: so basically this year has been stressful as hell with kelvin and shit

Kookoo: we need to all relax

Jiminie: and that's by getting drunk and probably doing some shit that we will forget

Kookoo: exactly

Jiminie: i'm in

Namu: is there even a party to go to

Kookoo: bestie we are in college there parties by someone everyday

Kookoo: even if it's tuesday

Taehyungie: so who is having a party

Kookoo: i think chanyeol is having one tomorrow

Yoongles: i'm suprised it's not jackson

Kookoo: it would be but his parents where pissed after the last one

Kookoo: but hes still coming to this one and bringing alcohol

Hoebi: as he should

Jinie: well i'm in

Jinie: tbh kook is right we need to relax after whatever this year has been

Namu: i'll go too but i get a chem essay to do do i see yall tomorrow

Kookoo: ofc bestie have fun doing homework for one of the WORST subjects

Namu: rip ig

Kookoo: to me or you

Namu: both?

Kookoo: sigh