Jordan (English version)

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Jordan: I need PR! I don't want to be just "that guy from dancers among us."
Jiji: After what you did yesterday, it's unlikely that you'll need it at all!
Jordan: Just don't judge me! As if I didn't say it right!
Jiji: Okay, never mind! What kind of PR do you want?
Jordan: I want to write memoirs! I've been writing for 3 years, look what has already happened!
Jiji: Reading* Hi, my name is Jordan Metter, I'm 51 years old... That's it?
Jordan: Well, book writing is a hard craft...
Jiji: Yeah, we'll have to find a writer...
                     JORDAN
                     4 series
COP: Hey you! On the way out!
Juju: I mean?
Cop: They paid for you!
JUJU: Who?
JESS: Thank you, Sydney! You're so generous!
Sydney: You're welcome! Always ready to help... To an old friend...
Juju: Give him the money back, I'm staying in the cell!
Cop: That's out of the question! Came out quickly!
Juju: Coming out* Passes by the company*
Sydney: How can you do that, little brother!
JESS: Son! Well, what are you doing?! My heart almost stopped!
Emily: You attacked him, and he pulled you out!
JUJU: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!!!
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Jiji: Anyway, I found you a writer!
Jordan: Well, surprise me! Opens a can of beer*
Jiji: Already in the afternoon?
Jordan: Don't pay attention!
Jiji: Well, she lives here, nearby, her name is Lorin Nguyen!
Jordan: Is she Chinese?
Jiji: No, she's American, just with Vietnamese roots!
JORDAN: I see.
Jiji: Don't worry about it, she has a talent from God!
Jordan: First of all, I'd like to meet her!
Jiji: Arrange a party, invite her!
Jordan: I don't like this business!
Jiji: But I have to, because I've already invited everyone!
Jordan: Bitch... Don't let me near cotton candy! I'll be unstoppable with her!
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*PARTY*
Hudson: Dad, it's great that you decided to throw a party!
JORDAN: Yeah... Stands by cotton candy* Eats it*
Prostitute: Oh! It's that guy from "dancers among us"! Would you like a drink, handsome?
Jordan: F*ck off!
Jiji: In general, yes! I'm Jordan's manager! For cooperation, please contact me!
Aaron Paul: Oh yes, your mother is f*cked!
Jordan: Jiji! Where's your writer?
Jiji: So here she is!
Lorin: Smoking on the balcony*
Jordan: I'm going to get acquainted! Eats cotton candy*
Nidal and Salish: Whoooo!!! Party!!!
Jordan: What are you doing here?!
Nidal: The same as my sister! Making new acquaintances!
Salish: I, for example, met Tarzan! He's such a charmer!
JORDAN: I see! He's already eating his tenth cotton wool*
SYDNEY: Oh! Jordan! Healthy! You hold your boyfriend there, so that he doesn't climb to my girlfriend anymore!
Jordan: What boyfriend?
Sydney: Juju! Give him a call! F*cking great party!
Jordan: Ok!... F*ck off!
Nidal: Sydney Preston?! I'm your fan! Can I have an aftograph? How did you get 30 million subscribers?
Sydney: I just worked hard on myself and mixed up cool content! Signs on the hand*
Nidal: I will never wash my hand again!!!
Jordan: Goes out on the balcony* Um, hi... Aren't you Lorin Nguyen?
Lorin: Yes, I am! Throws a cigarette * And we have you, Jordan Metter?
JORDAN: Yes, it's me!
Lorin: It's always so noisy at parties! I prefer to stay away from everyone! Although my boyfriend just loves noisy parties!
JORDAN: Well, yes! I don't like all this "noise-ruckus" either! Want some cotton wool?
Lorin: No, I think I'll refrain! Let's talk it over when we start work!
Jordan: Yes, come, even tomorrow! I have something to tell you!
LORIN: Good.
Jordan: By the way, who's your boyfriend?
Kem: Coming out* Well, how are you here, kitty, are you bored?
Lorin: Hello, dear! Meet Jordan!
Jordan: We know each other... So you're dating?
Together: Yes!
Jordan: Are you her boyfriend?
Kem: Yes!
Jordan: Are you his girlfriend?
LORIN: Yes!
Jordan: Did you have something?
Together: Yes!
Jordan: Was this penis in this vagina?
Together: Yes!
Jordan: Throws up cotton candy from the balcony* Cough... Don't pay attention.... Bleats* Happiness to your relationship.... Throws up* Cough cough cough! Right now I'm... bleating*
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Juju: Drinking on the bench*
Uncle Ben: Hi, Nephew!
Juju: Uncle Ben... Well, I'm constantly confusing you with Azelart ...
Uncle Ben: The name is frequent! Jordan's having a party tonight! Are you going to kill yourself or are you going to go there?
Juju: I don't want to go there! I'd rather fall into some abyss...
Uncle Ben: Listen! I understand it hurts you! The girl left! But this is not a reason to put the trigger to the temple! Find yourself a new one! And you better do it at Jordan's party! Your little brother and sister are there! You know what happens when kids go into the back room at a party!
Juju: I know!
Uncle Ben: But by the way, I advise you to check the back room and do it preferably with a woman, not with a man!
Juju: I didn't go so deep into a binge to change my sexuality!
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Jordan: Lying on a drip* Jiji! I asked you not to let me near the cotton candy!
Jiji: I'm sorry! I got too carried away with my new friends!
Lorin: Jordan! Are you okay?
JORDAN: Yes! In full! Bring me a cold beer! Only it will save me now!
Juju: Coming in* What's going on here?
Jordan: Don't f*ck with me! It's okay! I just ate too much cotton candy! THE PARTY CONTINUES!!!
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* MORNING*
Jordan: Cleans up the trash* Well, the bosh is splitting so ...
Salish: And you don't remember yesterday at all?!
Jordan: Hmm... Let me think...
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Jordan: Licking assholes of naked chicks*
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JORDAN: No! Nothing at all!
JUJU: Good morning, everyone...
Jordan: Nidal, Jiji! Your brother is awake! You can take him away and already get out of here!
Nidal: Prepares* Now! I'm frying pancakes!
JORDAN: Well, yes! I haven't eaten pancakes yet!
*DOORBELL*
Everyone: And who is this?
JORDAN: Who's there? I warn you, I am armed with a frying pan and very dangerous!
Lorin: Jordan, it's me! I came to write memoirs!
Jordan: Okay, everybody get the f*ck out of here fast!!! Come on in!
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Jordan: Get used to it!
Lorin: The first chapter should be about something like this, the initial one... For example, about your family!
JORDAN: No! This is not the best topic!
Lorin: All the more so! Tell me!
Jordan: To begin with, my whole family was toxic....
END OF EPISODE 4.