✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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||BAU Badasses 🥷||

[Lilly changed the name to: 🏳️‍🌈fruity motherfuckers 💅🏳️‍🌈 (and Hotch + Rossi 🙄)]

Spencer: you can't sleep either can you?

Lilly: no, sleeps scary. It's like a free trial to death. 😰😰😰

Spencer:...... I never actually though about it like that.

Emily: so ur not going to read the undertones of that txt? "Sleeps scary"? U had a nightmare didnt u?

Lilly: I fuckin hate profilers

Emily: same

Spencer: me too.

Lilly: oh.. how do I make this funny?

Emily: make a joke idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lilly: impromptu therapy sesh anyone??

Spencer: no, thank you.

Emily: pass 🫠

Hotch: why are you three awake? Go to sleep, we have work in the morning.

Lilly: we cant

Hotch: why?

Spencer: we're scared

Hotch: of what?

Emily: our own minds 🫣😰😰

Hotch: oh. Stop waking the rest of us up then.

Lilly: lemme think abt that rq......... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Lilly: no ❤️

Derek: it is 4 am. IT IS 4 AM—

Emily: and we don't know how to solve our problem so U have to deal too ☺️

Derek: ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🔪🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🧍🏻🩸🩸🩸☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Lilly: okay then 😀😀😀

Hotch: please don't murder them Morgan, we need them.

Lilly: that sound a lot like u don't want us around....... 🤔🤔🤔

JJ: I don't blame him.

Spencer: ow :(

JJ: GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

Emily: we👏🏻Cant👏🏻

JJ: why 👏🏻 not 👏🏻

Lilly: bc there's a serial killer outside our windows 😱😱😱😱

Derek: WHAT?!

JJ: STAY WHERE YOU ARE IM COMING

Emily: wait there is???

Spencer: I do not remember this detail

Lilly: well, I'm my dream there was 🤷‍♀️

JJ: u made me get dressed at FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING bc u DREAMT that there was a serial killer outside ur window?!!!!!

Lilly: hey, I never told u to get dressed u did that on ur own accord

JJ: okay :)

Emily: oh ur fucked tomorrow lils 🤭🫢

[Hotch has muted JJ, Derek, Lilly, Spencer, Emily and Rossi]

[7:32 am]

[Hotch has unmuted JJ, Derek, Lilly, Spencer, Emily and Rossi]

Lilly: Aaron Hotchner, I am offended that you metaphorically duct taped my mouth shut 😤😤😤😤

Hotch: If you had been quiet like I asked I wouldn't have to.

Emily: freedom of speech asshole 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

[Hotch removed Emily]

Derek: HA GET FUCKED 🤣👹 L

Lilly: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE -E

Spencer: u stole Lilly's phone?

Lilly: no she gave it to me -E

JJ: do u honestly not know how to SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR TWO SECONDS??????!!!!!

Lilly: why u so angry for? Calm down 😅

JJ: DINT FUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN U WOKE ME UP AT FOUR IN THE MORNING I GOT BARELY ANY FUCKING SLEEP BC IF U

JJ: [replying to: why u so angry for? Calm down 😅] wait is this Lilly or Emily?

Lilly: Lilly 💪💪💪

Penelope: why is Emily asking me to add her back into the gc? What happened?

Derek: Hotch kicked her 🤭🤧

Rossi: the first time I turn my phone on and I come back to this.....