✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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(a/n: this is very ooc for anyone who is visibly hammered but idk how to write it otherwise 😅)

|| 🏳️‍🌈fruity motherfuckers 💅🏳️‍🌈 (and Hotch + Rossi 🙄)||

JJ: i think em and lils are a bit drunk

Emily: FVCK YIU JJ IM NIT DRUINK 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Lilly: yeaaaaaa I'm shit fucked 🤪🤪🤪🤪🍷🍷🍷🍷

Derek: at least u can spell properly still

Lilly: not for long!!!! 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

Rossi: calm down kiddos you'll give yourself alcohol poisoning

Emily: yolo 🤷🏻‍♀️

Derek: that's not— JJ pretty boy come get ur girls

Spencer: no thank you. 😅

JJ: Emmy, stop drinking all of Rossis expensive wine please?

Emily: wy he csn aford mor ansd itd goid

JJ: i tried 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Derek: okay. Lilly just remember jumping out of a window isn't a good idea. 😌😌😌😌

Spencer: WHAT?!

JJ: she didn't tell u want happened last time she got drunk? 🤨🤨

Spencer: she was too busy trying to remember who she kissed. But again, WHAT?!

Derek: before we get into this pls remember everyone involved was wasted

Spencer: okay....

JJ: okay, so we found this trampoline

Derek: and Someone in their drunken state though it'd be a good idea to put it under a window and see how high we could bounce on it..........

JJ: the thing just ripped apart 🥲🥲

Spencer: got it.

Penelope: um... somebody might want to take that lighter off of Emily before she commits arson 😰😰

Hotch: Prentiss, put the lighter down.

Emily: no 😢😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤

Lilly: I don't think they want us to swallow fire 😭😭😭😭😭

Spencer: NO??? Do you want to die? Do you have a death wish?

Emily: well niw o thinl abuit ir 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lilly: oh.......

JJ: and on that note I think it's time to leave

Emily: nooo I don't wsnna 😭😭😭😖😭😭

JJ: give me the lighter and we can stay

Emily: fine 😤😤😤

Derek: it's like a parent and their defiant toddler 🤔💀

JJ: believe me, i know.

Hotch: Dave, why are the chaos twins climbing the vines on the side of your house?

Rossi: che cosa??

Derek: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

Penelope: OMG DO I CALL AN AMBULANCE??