✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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|| 🏳️‍🌈fruity motherfuckers 💅🏳️‍🌈 (and Hotch + Rossi 🙄)||

[Penelope changed the group photo]

Penelope: my loves 🫶

Lilly: damn okay 😏

[Lilly changed the group name to 'hot whores 🥵🤙']

JJ: taking that as a compliment 😌

Lilly: it was. Except for Morgan. Whore.

Derek: half-Italian (derogatory)

Lilly:

Derek: low blow Williams

Derek: low blow

Lilly: don't insult my half italianism then 😌

Derek: at least my dad loved me

Lilly: at least it didn't hurt when mine died

Spencer: um guys... maybe you should stop.

[Hotch removed Derek and Lilly]

Hotch: we don't make fun of peoples trauma here, folks.

Spencer: yo is anyone hearing that immaculate melody -L

JJ: FUCK U HALF ITALIAN I WAS GONNA ROB PRETTY BOY OF HIS PHONE 😡😡😡😡😡👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👺 -SEXY

JJ: but yea that riff sounds better then the original -sexy

Spencer: see what i mean when I say whore -L

Spencer: who signs themselves off as sexy 💀💀💀💀💀 -L

Rossi: Derek, kiddo, stop making fun of Italy or I won't make you pasta anymore

JJ: NO NO IM SORRY PAPA PASTA DONT TAKE AWAY MY PASTA SUPPLY 😭😭😭😭😭😢😥😓 -SEXY

Hotch: Williams, Morgan, give JJ and Reid their phones back.

Spencer: no, it's okay. I said Lilly could use it! :)

JJ: FINDERS KEEPERS 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Spencer: yo fatherless whore give j her phone back i need to speak w/ her rq -L

JJ: soz half Italian idk where she is 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

JJ: it's JJ, why tf was Morgan on my phone?

Penelope: i would tell u, but I don't want to get involved 😓😓