✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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|| 🏳️‍🌈 fruity motherfuckers 💅🏳️‍🌈 (and Hotch + Rossi 🙄)||

Lilly: DUDE!! That was AMAZING!!!

Spencer: you pushed me off the top of a life sized dinosaur 😡😡😡😡😡

Lilly: there was 8ft of water below ur fine 🙄

Spencer: now I'm soaking wet 😡

Lilly: so am I! Ull dry.

Derek: you have to admit pretty boy, it was pretty funny

Emily: funny?? Him flailing about in the water was almost as hilarious as watching a kid fall off its bike 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

JJ: Emmy.

Emily: I mean seeing a child fall off their bike isn't funny at all and you're a horrible human being if you think that

Emily: what Lilly did wasn't funny either and you should stop

Lilly: and you guys (Morgan) call us whipped 🙄🤚 smh guys smh

Rossi: I like your first statement better.

Lilly: DAVID ROSSI 😨😨😨😨😨😨 YOU WATCH CHILDREN FALL OF THEIR BICYCLE AND LAUGH??? Me too 🤭

Derek: honestly the best thing to do when ur bored 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😣😣😣😣😣

Hotch: guys, seriously?

Emily: hey at least we're not pushing them off their bikes and laughing 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hotch: I give up.

Emily: yo bossman u good

JJ: you guys broke him

Lilly: WE CORRUPTED HOTCHICOPTER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Spencer: Hotchicopter???

Derek: wouldnt go that far yet he needs a sense of humour and to ditch punctuation and capitalisation

Hotch: corrupted me? Hotchicopter?

Lilly: oh shit 🏃🏻‍♀️💨💨💨

Derek: WE A RUNNER WE A TRACKSTAR 🏃🏾‍♂️💨💨💨

Emily: THE WAY THEY ACC RAN ACROSS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM 💀🤚🏻

JJ: guys Henry's asking to get lunch

Spencer: yay happy meal!!

Lilly: I swear I'm dating a child

Derek: again, Lilly in her pedo era 🤔🤢

Lilly: STOP CALLING ME A PEDO U BALD CUNT 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🧍🏾‍♂️🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

Rossi: calm down bella. It's your birthday, you should be happy.

Lilly: we're hijacking ur boat after lunch anyways so yeah okay :)

Penelope: holy frick a lot happened here 😰😰 Lilly do we need swimsuits for the boat?? 🌊🌊🌊

Lilly: depends if u think ull end up in the water 🤷‍♀️🏊‍♀️🏊‍♀️🏊‍♀️

Spencer: so that's a yes

Lilly: u rlly think I'll go swimming in the sea without my scrawny boy?

Spencer: yes?

Lilly: ❌ sorry baby ur too fun to not be in the sea with ☺️☺️☺️☺️

Derek: 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Lilly: shut up mr clean rip off

Emily: LILLY CAN WE HAVE A DUNK CONTEST?????????

Lilly: YES‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Rossi: a what?

Lilly: OHH it's where u have a contest to see who can be pushed off the boat more me or em :D

Emily: can Henry and Jack swim?

Hotch: jack can but if either one of you pushes him off the boat I will make you regret it.

JJ: he's four

Lilly: so? I knew how to swim at 4 🤷‍♀️

JJ: yk what, if u take him into the water just stay with him

Emily: 🫡