Frannie: The Cosmetologist
Virgil: The Calm and Collected Underground Fighter
Mark: The Autistic Older Brother
The Poltergeist Of Slaughter *Mark's alter ego*: The Lethal Vigilante
Zander: The Professional Chef
Warren: The Author
Tanner: The Chivalrous Young Man
Sakura: The Skater Girl
Izumi: The Graceful Ballerina
Midori: The Frog Lover
Alexander: The Psychologist
Hansel: The Karate Master
Dieter: The Multilingualism Teacher
Janis: The Seamstress
Wilhelmina: The Flirtatious Lingerie Model