Alec: Where are your parents?
Fiore: What are parents?
Alec: That's just about the saddest thing i've heard
Alec: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Nick: It was autocorrect
Alec: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me"?
Nick: Yes
Grett: Nothing in life is free
Jake: Love is free
Dan: Knowledge is free
Gabby: Friendship is free
Miriam: Self-respect is free
Tom: Everything is free if you don't pay for it
The rest of the season 1 contestants: ...
Ellie: Tom that's illegal-
Fiore: No, let him finish!
Derek: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Gabby: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Grett: *facepalms* That means you're poisonous, Jesus Christ, Gabby, learn how to listen
Fiore: What if it bites itself and i die?
Alec: That's Voodoo
Ashley: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Dan: That's correlation not causation
Jake: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Trevor: *insert Lenny face* That's kinky~
Tom: What is the scariest movie you've ever watched?
Derek and Alec: IT.
Fiore: Annabelle
Ellie: High school musical. All throughout high school i was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and i would be the only one who doesn;t know the words
Aiden: It's so beautiful out here.
James: Yeah, it's just me, you and the moon
Lake: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
Trevor: Name something a burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house
Nick: *presses the button*
Trevor: Nick?
Nick: *without hesitation* NAKED GRANDMA
Trevor: Naked HUH?!!?
Purple and Teal Team: ......
Derek: *deadpan* I don't wanna see that either
The question machine: *dings as the answer is naked grandma is correct*
Nick: WOOOOOO!
