Author: AritziaDoll
Genre: Non-Teen Fiction | Romance
Rating: PG-13
Wattpad Code: 351473
1162609
Nice Pants. Can I Test The Zipper? (Book 1)
Do not read this novel if you aren't into light-hearted humor, course language, bad grammar, ugly plot holes, sappy love stories, unrealistic dialogue, unsophisticated language, experimental writing, spaces, weird characters, and finally dramatic plot lines! So don't say you weren't warned :-)
*COMPLETED: March 18, 2011*
My love for you is like DIARRHEA, I just can't hold it in. (Sequel)
Darian and Rayanne are now officially married and are honeymooning it up in Fiji... But, not for too long when things take an unexpected turn and they end up in London where they decide to spend the remainder of their marriage life...
Ali is a girl who speaks her mind, but after getting fired from a large company she remains awfully mute. Not willing to talk to anyone, she manages to capture the heart of Lukah Roberts, Darian's half-brother. These two have a rocky start, middle and end.
Read to find out what the fate of these two couples will be.
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RomanceThese are the book series that got me hooked and addicted, enough for me to read the sequels. Hope you like them! Feel free to suggest your own personal favorites! ;-) 06/10/2013
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