lennon || noah
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how are you doing on
this beautiful day?
goddamnit lemon
why the hell aren't
you answering me
is it because i
called you lemon
as stephanie tanner once said
HOW RUDE
as uncle jesse once said
HAVE MERCY
calm down, nincompoop
my phone died from sitting
out in the sun for too long
you disappoint me
nincompoop doesn't
sound anything like noah
it does if you say it really fast
. . .
no, it really doesn't
did you actually say it out loud
no, i don't know what
you're talking about
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you're a horrible liar
i'm really glad you think so
i think it's my best attribute
and what's your worst?
falling for girls way out of
my league named lemon
LEMON
LENNON
goddamnit
i really did mean lennon
you ruined it
nincompoop
HAVE MERCY ON
MY POOR SOUL
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Secondhand Embarrassment
Short Storyin which lennon accidentally swipes right for noah on tinder and lands herself in the middle of a very sticky situation
