lennon || noah
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so a little bird told me that you
don't really like beaches either
and let me be the first to say
what the hell is wrong with yousince when did billy become a bird
since you sent him to run your errands
i guess the question i should
really be asking you then is
what kind of bird is billy?you are so odd, noah
i'm pretty sure you just
misspelled charmingi think you missed intolerable
i guess we both need spell check
but i'm being completely
serious, lennon. is billy a
carrier pigeon? a duck?no, he's definitely big bird
is this because of the banana suit
because that was the result of one
too many drinks and bad decisionsi almost forgot about that
but no, it's mostly because
of his fluffy golden hairit most definitely is not fluffy
it most definitely is fluffy
it practically screams fuck mei didn't know hair could talk
you obviously haven't seen
harry styles' new haircuti still don't see it
you're just lying to yourself and
i bet it's because you're jealouswhy would be i be jealous of billy?
because he's met me several times
and if you haven't noticed . . .
i'm kind of awesomehe's run into you twice
but the point is you haven't
how do you know for sure that we
haven't run into each other yet?we could've passed each other on
the boardwalk or even the beachseems highly unlikely because
you apparently hate the beachyou really shouldn't believe
everything billy tells youand why shouldn't i?
did he even think of telling
you about my secret plan of
how we're gonna meet?no, but i haven't developed the power
to read minds yet so i don't know
if he "thought" of telling megood. he wasn't supposed to
so what's your secret plan?
it's not a secret anymore if
you're gonna walk around
telling people everythingbut you told billy
that's different
is it because i'm a girl?
this is discriminationturns out i only tell girls
named lime my secretsguess i'm changing my name
you'll always be lemon to me
there's one thing you should
probably know before we meethit me with it baby
no matter the circumstances, i will
always pick harry styles over youespecially if you call me baby
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Secondhand Embarrassment
Short Storyin which lennon accidentally swipes right for noah on tinder and lands herself in the middle of a very sticky situation