Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
4:10 PM
Matty Patty
"Hey Matty Patty."
"Hey Angel, can I ask you a few questions?"
"Shoot."
"What is x to the power of 3 plus 7x to the power of 2 take away 7x plus 6?"
"It's 4 over 2x plus 7."
"Thanks."
"Welcome although that was like really easy."
"Yeah well some of us are not mathematical geniuses so don't judge."
"Alright, I won't.
"What about 6p plus 3 minus 5 bracket 2p plus 5 end bracket?"
"Okay first you go 6p plus 3 minus 10p minus 24 which is negative 4p minus 22."
"Thanks."
"Welcome again."
"What about 4 bracket a minus 2b end bracket minus 5 bracket 2a minus 3b end bracket?"
"Well first you - wait am I doing your homework?"
"What? pfft no."
"OH MY LANTA MATTY PATTY YOU CHEATER!"
"I'M SORRY BUT IT'S SO HARD! I'M MATHEMATICALLY CHALLENGED OKAY? FORGIVE ME ANGEL."
"Okay."
"I'M - wait really? It was that easy?"
"Sure, but I'm going to get your sister to get my revenge on you."
"Oh no, Angel please don't, no, no, no -"
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- Call Ended -
"MWHAHAHAHAHA"
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I don't even know if the answers to these math questions are correct but yolo.
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