Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
2:13 PM
Matty Patty
"Hey Angel."
"Hey."
"What are you doing?"
"About to make you laugh and complete my challenge."
"What do you m-"
"I tried to grab fog, but I mist..."
"Oh, I get it now, good luck with your challenge because I ain't laughing."
"What does a house wear?"
"What?"
"A dress! get it? address, a dress..."
"..."
"What do you call a fake noodle?"
"What?"
"An impasta."
"Yawn."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Etch."
"Etch who?"
"Bless you."
"Oh, stop, I'm dying of laughter."
"You know what, why don't you just row row row your boat gently off a cliff."
"Nah i'm good."
"I give up, abort challenge, I repeat abort challenge."
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended-
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