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Old Lady Knitting Circle 😍

Julie Plec is a manipulative and evil woman

Phoebs
IM THE ONE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
OF THIS

Claire Bear
I'm afraid to ask
What did Julie do?

Nina Beans
Aren't you directing rn?

Oh you bet your ass I'm directing
Klaus and Hayley are conceiving a baby
I'm directing my boyfriends sex scene
With another person
It's incredible.

Kit Kat
I'm still so mad that Julie kicked me out

Candy Land
Your fault for laughing so loud
See I'm quiet so I get to stay and watch the
world burn

Kit Kat
BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY
ITS A TRAINWRECK

Phoebs
Cynthia stop nit picking everything Joseph
does for the love of God

It's called directing??
He looks weird and unnatural. If Klaus is
going to cheat on Charlotte it has
to look believable

Nina Beans
I can't believe Julie's making you direct the
Klarlotte break up
Why am I not there s.o.s

I've had it up to here with this scene
If Julie makes me do another take I s2g

Phoebs
I've got bad news for you...
We have to do the table bit again

I'm going to kill everyone here
Why did I ever ask to direct

Kit Kat
Hang on I need to write all this down so I'll
never forget
"Joseph. What are you doing? If you did that
to me I would kick you."
"Phoebe would you hold still I'm trying to
give you sex hair."

Candy Land
"Was that a breakaway prop or did you full
on slam dunk her onto the table?"

STOP

Phoebs
Okay but I'm still mad about the table Cynth

ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT HE TOOK
THROW HER ON THE TABLE THAT LITERALLY

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