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I need brotherly help
Whatever it is ask Paul. Especially if it
involves lifting/moving anything
Better yet just ask your boyfriend?Nope. I need advice and you're giving it
Why are you texting? We're literally
both on set today?Bc I know you're gonna roll your eyes at me
Then why are you asking
God damn Ian just be a good brother
for a minute geezFine. What wisdom can I dispell upon you?
You know how mom's coming down next
week for a couple of days?Why yes I was aware my mother is visiting
StOp being sarcastic this is a real question
Is it a bad idea if..Probably
Shut up
If I formally introduced JosephLike as in have dinner together or blow
a trumpet and throw confetti?
...Now presenting the Lord JoMo the FirstDinner. You're such an ass.
Yes it's a good idea. Mom's going to be
upset if she doesn't get to meet him soon
anywayFollow up question
Wouldn't it be fun if you attended the dinner?No. No it wouldn't be.
But iAN HAVE YOU MET MOM
SHE'LL ASK JOSEPH ODDLY SPECIFIC
AND PERSONAL QUESTIONS
REMEMBER WHEN SHE ASKED NINA
ABOUT HER FAMILY HISTORY OF
MALE PATTERN BALDNESS
DO YOU REMEMBERI do in fact remember that
I also remember you telling me it was my
problem to deal with and leaving me high
and dry so 😕Fine. I didn't want to have to do this but if
you won't help me out of the goodness of
your heart as my big brother, I'm gonna
have to pull out the big guns.
Come or I'll tell Mom you threw out that
set of bamboo mats she bought you for
Christmas last year.You're evil
You asked for it brother dearest
Fine but don't think I'll sit there and sing
JoMo's praisesOh you'll sing. Bamboo mats aren't my
only trick, Ian.Ughgjfjgu
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