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Smolder Holder 🙃

I need brotherly help

Whatever it is ask Paul. Especially if it
involves lifting/moving anything
Better yet just ask your boyfriend?

Nope. I need advice and you're giving it

Why are you texting? We're literally
both on set today?

Bc I know you're gonna roll your eyes at me

Then why are you asking

God damn Ian just be a good brother
for a minute geez

Fine. What wisdom can I dispell upon you?

You know how mom's coming down next
week for a couple of days?

Why yes I was aware my mother is visiting

StOp being sarcastic this is a real question
Is it a bad idea if..

Probably

Shut up
If I formally introduced Joseph

Like as in have dinner together or blow
a trumpet and throw confetti?
...Now presenting the Lord JoMo the First

Dinner. You're such an ass.

Yes it's a good idea. Mom's going to be
upset if she doesn't get to meet him soon
anyway

Follow up question
Wouldn't it be fun if you attended the dinner?

No. No it wouldn't be.

But iAN HAVE YOU MET MOM
SHE'LL ASK JOSEPH ODDLY SPECIFIC
AND PERSONAL QUESTIONS
REMEMBER WHEN SHE ASKED NINA
ABOUT HER FAMILY HISTORY OF
MALE PATTERN BALDNESS
DO YOU REMEMBER

I do in fact remember that
I also remember you telling me it was my
problem to deal with and leaving me high
and dry so 😕

Fine. I didn't want to have to do this but if
you won't help me out of the goodness of
your heart as my big brother, I'm gonna
have to pull out the big guns.
Come or I'll tell Mom you threw out that
set of bamboo mats she bought you for
Christmas last year.

You're evil

You asked for it brother dearest

Fine but don't think I'll sit there and sing
JoMo's praises

Oh you'll sing. Bamboo mats aren't my
only trick, Ian.

Ughgjfjgu

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