[OLD] To fix the broken (Old)

Diner and the Stars

//A:N// BLUEBERRY SEASON!! So tasty, so sweet and sour, nummy nummy blueberries.

When things powered down everyone helped set up the table and cook the meal, Sasuke and Naruto getting along for the time being and both assisting with the work. They ended up eating a cooked deer stew, which was something unique to Naruto and therefore something exciting. Inari, who was sitting beside Naruto, couldn't help but snicker at the blonde's exclamation of the similarities between the stew and his favorite dish of ramen.

"Fifths please!~" Naruto pleaded, Inari giving another snicker as he was still on his second bowl

"My my, what an appetite" Tsunami said as she refilled the bowl again, Sakura gave Naruto a dirty look

"Naruto! You realize that you're mooching off their food you DOBE!" Sakura screeched as she sent a fist in his direction, Naruto puffed to the sealing, his bowl spilling a hot droplet onto her head as she looked up, the liquid spilling dangerously close to her eye. "NARUTO!" She cried in anger, wiping at her face with clear rage, Kakashi looking on with surprise and shock as he watched Naruto crouch on the rather high ceiling, one hand touching the high surface and the other holding the upright bowl. "Seriously! This town is poor! People are dying of hunger in the streets and you have the gall to eat up all of their food?!!" Sakura hollered after him before suddenly turning to Kakashi "Kakashi-sensei! Get Naruto down here and tell him off!" Kakashi sighed before puffing up to the ceiling with his self-famed eye smile, taking hold of the bowl before puffing down to the table

"Now Naruto, food stays at the table, ok?" He asked in a pleasant tone, setting down the still hot bowl, Naruto made a muttered response. "Please speak up Naruto or else your word doesn't count." Kakashi responded

"Fine" Naruto groaned, letting go of the ceiling wall and dropping himself down. He landed in a crouch on the table

"Show off" Sasuke muttered, sending a glare at the blonde

"Like you aren't one" Naruto retorted, moving back to his spot while avoiding Sakura's rage

"DON'T TALK BACK TO SASUKE-KUN!!" She screeched

"Someone  shut the banshee up! Please!" Someone from within Naruto cried into Naruto's head. Naruto calmly looked at Sakura with a slightly smug look and said in a different language

"<Make me bitch>" he responded, most everyone looking at him oddly as they hadn't known that he knew any other language, he stuck out his tongue towards Sakura "<You have no idea what I'm saying right now, so I'll tell you that you look and act like a wore desperate for Uchiha dick>" Naruto continued, the laughter within him raging, he continued while ignoring Kurama's twitchy silence as her kit cussed in the demonic language. Naruto full on smirked "<Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!>" Sakura had by then caught on that Naruto had been making fun of her and had started chasing him with her fists ready "<Can't catch me>" he cooed sarcastically, jumping away from her unswift movements with the grace of a kitsune spirit

"If you won't speak Japanese then don't speak at all!" Sakura yelled as she tried after him, finding that the blond was always just out of her grasp, Naruto leapt onto the upper wall, just below the ceiling

"Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me!" Naruto cried laughingly, unaware of just how much this would piss off the other ninja

"IN YOUR DREAMS, BAKA!" Sakura bellowed as I began to run out of yelling words and my audience loosing patience for my fourth-wall-destruction. Naruto only had time to mutter a single "<fuck>" in his foreign language before being forced to duck under the now quicker fist of the pinkette.