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O1 CHAPTER ONE,
BRO. lonely loner.
REAL LIFE!
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REAL LIFE!
COSMO'S HEADQUARTERS!
CHRISTIAN, the twenty seven year old man, sat on his bright blue sofa, his knees pulled to his chest as he scrolled through Instagram. His record player was on, as it was playing one of his older songs Bimmer.

Today was a comfort day, as he didn't have anything to do. Yesterday, and the day before, he went to go dirt biking with with his friends. Today he was lounging around in his comfort Golf Wang gear, scrambling through Instagram for really disturbing memes.

Sometimes when he was lonely, he bothered his friends when they were busy with those exact memes and he'd wait for their reactions. Christian got bored really easily, as sometimes it was lonely in such a big house.

Christian sees about four different memes that described his mood of that day, and sent it to his instagram group chat called, Fugly. Christian's giggling to himself, snorting occasionally as well, until his eyes bulge and widen to the fact that that wasn't his group chat. Oh, shit, Christian thought. "Oh, shit, fuck, wow. That was Michael B. Jordan, someone who's like really fucking elite, and I just sent him Tom Holland in cornrows. "

Christian starts to giggle on accident, " i'm a dumbass. but like— it's not even funny, because i'm a legitimate dumbass. "

" fuck, unsend! "




















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hahaha JASPER LOOOK
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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
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THIS IS NOT THE GOLF GROUP CHAT
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MOLY FUCK
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THIS IS MICHAEL B JORDAN WHATTTTTT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SORCERY
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BROOO IM SUCH A DUMBASS
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STOP TEXTING , UNSEND THIS SHIT COSMO
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THATS A GOOD IDEA
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