unsent! ❨ b.jordan! ❩

³¹ facetime.

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31 CHAPTER THIRTY ONE,
BRO. date?
PHONE CALL .
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MICHAEL'S PHONE!

LITTLE BAE WANTS
TO FACETIME!
ACCEPT DECLINE

ITALICS! MICHAEL
BOLD! CHRISTIAN

MICHAEL is currently in the
bathroom before he is expected in
the Vogue room for his interview.
CHRISTIAN is currently at home
lounging around on his couch.

Michael!

Wassup bae, i'm kinda busy at the moment.

Oh this won't take long, I just— wait are you taking a shit?

Yeah. . .

Nigga, why did you answer then? I can smell it miles away.

I didn't want you to think I was ignoring you.

I mean yeah but that's gross.

Not that I don't enjoy hearing your voice and seeing you all snuggled up in your pillows, but i like to take my shits in peace.

Id hope... anyway, yeah, there's this like. . . outside movie screening and I wanna go but everyone I've asked including Eden, Earl, Frank and all them said they're busy. Like Eden said she's hanging out with Chadwick and they're gonna get tacos but what the fuck Eden doesn't even like tacos.
So, do you wanna go?

hmmmm. That was a lot of entail. The question is... Is this a date?

Psh, what? No! This is, huh?
No, it's not a date.

Nigga, I see through you.

Why would i want to take your ole
dirty ass on a date?

Cause you like me, what's new.

I mean yeah. . .

Then what you fronting for?

It doesn't have to be a date though. Like we could just sit on the hood of your mustang because I know you have one of those, and we could just chill. Eat some skittles, watch a few eighties movies, get lit and shit.

i know it doesn't have to be a date. But I want it to be. And I'm pretty sure you do too. I mean I ain't get fake drunk for the courage to kiss you for no reason, right?

Stop being all smart and shit. They don't hire you to be smart. They hire you to be hot.

But I'm both right?
Damn, am I too much for you to handle?