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18 CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
BRO. simmer down, bro.
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wassup?

wash poppin!
that was me doing
my best cardi b impression.

your best impression was
to say an overstated ass line?

welp there goes
my dignity.
but ooh!

you impersonating young m.a now?

haha, not funny, whore.
and no, i have an idea.

shoot,
but figuratively though, because gun reform needs to be regulated.

i love you.

wait, what?

i mean— like,
i'm glad you said that,
that was also, uh,
figurative.

aight, haha,
you're so awkward.

[ coughs ] smol.

i'll wait.

you a teacher now ?

i should've been,
on some real shit.

we need some new professors.

aye! you listen to
my music! that's epic!

everyone listens to blue,
simmer down, bro.

now i know how christian
feels when michael listens to his shit.

but you keep distracting me, damnit.

then say what you
about to say, nigga.

right! let's go
skateboarding!

nah.

nah? what do you mean nah?

like, no. . .
it's a vernacular term
for no, to be even more specific.