The Peter Series

Episode 6: He is Tony Stark's Intern

PETERNAPS

F.R.I.D.A.Y.: Boss, there's an incomming call from an unknown number. Do you want me to answer it?

Tony: Sure, there's hardly anyone who knows my number, might as well know what they want.

Unknown caller: Tony Stark

Tony: Stranger

Unknown caller: Heard you got yourself an intern, it might be a waste to kill him without getting some information drawn out of him, no?

Tony: What intern? I'll have you know that there are about hundreds of interns in my tower.

Unknown caller: 15 year old boy with curly brown hair and brown eyes, ring any bell?

Tony: Say, is this on loud speaker? Can my intern hear what I'm saying?

Unknown caller: If you're trying to-

Tony: Listen kid, I know you can hear me. Get out of there, do your thing. I'll send Happy to your location, you still got school tomorrow.

On the other side of the the phone call you could hear muffled screams and things breaking.

Peter: Hello, Mr. Stark?

Tony: Kid, seriously? This is the 4th time this month.

Peter: Trust me Mr. Stark, I too am getting tired of this. Oh, Mr. Stark you're gonna love this, guess where I am right now.

Tony: Where kid?

Peter: You didn't even try, I'm in London.

Tony: What?

Peter: Well, Big Ben is in London right? When I came out of the warehouse that they're keeping me, I could see Big Ben.

Tony: I'll call the wizard.
———

Unknown Caller: Listen here Stark, wire me 100 thousand dollars if you don't want anything to happen to your precious little intern.

Peter: Woah, woah, wait a minute, you think I'm only worth a hundred thousand?

Tony: Peter, stop.

Peter: Make it a billion.

Tony: Peter, shut up.
———

Peter: Why do the Peternappers have to shoot me?

Tony: Peternappers? You know what? Nevermind.

Peter, loosing blood from a gun shot wound: I hate to admit it Mr.Stark. I lied, I do get tired when I talk a lot. I'm tired.

Tony, carrying Peter in his Ironman suit: No, no, you keep talking Kid. You can't pass out. We're almost at the tower.

Peter, tiredly: Okay I can do this.

Peter: I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive—-

Tony: Really? Really?

Peter: Do you prefer a different one?

Tony: No—

Peter: ah ah ah ah stayin' alive, stayin' alive—

Tony: If this gunshot is not gonna kill you, I will.
———

Peter, while lying on a bed in the medbay: What happened to the Peternappers?

Tony: Peternappers are no more.

Peter: No more?

Tony: I was with Bucky and Nat. So, Peternappers are no more.