Spiderson Oneshots

What the f-

Third Person POV

Peter was currently sitting in AP engineering, bored out of his mind because his dad, Tony Stark, and his Uncle Bruce taught him this years ago. He tapped his desk, spelling out "I'm bored" in morse code, which he learned from his Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve, just to distract himself. 

"Mr.Parker? Is there a reason you are tapping 'I'm bored' in morse code on your desk instead of paying attention to the class?" Peter's least favourite teacher, Mr.Gretto asked. 

Mr.Gretto was a grumpy old man who was rude to most students and loved embarrassing them and exposing them every chance he got. 

"I was bored sir." Peter said, biting his lip to refrain himself from saying something sarcastic. 

"If you think you're so smart, come solve the problem on the board." Mr.Gretto said with a raised eyebrow. 

Peter smirked, "Of course." he replied, getting up from his desk and walking to the front of the class. 

"Of course 'sir'." Mr.Gretto corrected Peter 

"There's no need to call me 'sir' Mr.Gretto." Peter quipped with a smile on his face as he picked up the white board marker. 

Some of his classmates stifled their laughter while others just cackled with it. MJ gave her loser a proud smirk and even snickered. 

Peter continued solving the equation without a problem as Mr.Gretto stood there torn between anger and extreme anger. 

"MR.PARKER! HOW DARE Y-" Mr.Gretto started screaming 

"Here you are, problem solved." Peter said with a kind smile as he handed the marker back to his teacher. Peter headed back to his desk, his classmates slyly giving high-fives, everyone hated Mr.Gretto. 

His teacher however was about to shriek at Peter when Peter's phone went off. "Speaker, now." Mr.Gretto demanded 

"Hello?" Peter answered as he put his phone on speaker. 

Gunshots were heard in the background along with blasts from the ironman gauntlets. "Hello?" Peter repeated, a nonchalant look on his face. His classmates looked at him in surprised, gunshots were going off and small nerdy Parker was calm? What was going on? 

"Bambino! Sorry about that. We're attacking a Hydra base and John Garret, Grant Ward and fifty more guys showed up." Peter's dad, Tony Stark explained making Peter nod knowledgeably as his classmates stared at the phone in shock. 

"I mean, I know I'm IronMan and your amazing, wonderful dad along with the all powerful Tony Stark, but we could use some help." Tony joked.  

"You're in a battle with Hydra and you're joking around? What the heck Dad?!" Peter asked with a raised eyebrow, forgetting his class was sitting around him. 

"Uh, of course, duh. Why wouldn't I be?" Tony asked, as more gunshots and replusor blasts went off in the background. 

"ANTHONY EDWARD STARK! YOU BETTER BE ASKING FOR HELP FROM PETER! I SWEAR TO GOD FRATELLO MAGGIORE!" Natasha screamed in the background at her 'big brother'.

"I AM, I AM!  OH MY GOD SORELLINA CALM DOWN!" Tony yelled back

"OH SHUT UP!" Natasha faintly yelled, a hint of affection and humour in her voice. 

"FAMMI SCIOCCO! CHE IDIOTA! (Make me you fool! What an idiot.)" Tony jokingly screamed back.

Peter on the other hand, was dying off laughter, "You guys- you guys are in a battle and are still- still doing this?" Peter wheezed out between fits of laughter. 

"Uh, obviously." Tony said as Natalia said "OF COURSE!" in the background making Peter laugh again once more. 

Peter's classmates' jaws dropped to floor, what even was Peter's life? 

"Anyways, back to the original reason I called, we need you here, like right now. We need backup." Tony told Peter. 

"Is it that bad?" Peter asked, his smile gone from his face. 

"Peter. You're in school right now and I'm calling for back up, what do you think?" Peter's dad asked. 

"Right, sorry dad." Peter said, a small embarrassed smile on his face. 

"Don't worry about it bud, just get on your suit and get your a** over here! I've already set a quinjet." Tony said, giving Peter the location. 

"Alright, I see it. Thanks Dad, see you soon." Peter said, looking at the quinjet that was parked on their school lawn. 

"See you soon, Tesoro, love you." Tony said.

"Bye Dad, love you." Peter said, tapping his wrist watched twice. The IronSpider activated and Peter swung out the open window off his classroom. A couple seconds later he swooped back in. 

"Ned, can you just drop my things by the tower after school please? By the way everyone, tell anyone about this and I'll make sure you never get into any good colleges or universities. I'll ruin your life. Have a good day!" Peter warned them before he swung away and into the quinjet. 

"WHAT THE FU-" 

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Hope you enjoyed! This is my last day of school so updates will probably be more often! I used google translate for the Italian so I'm sorry if it's wrong. Also we're gonna pretend that I didn't steal Peter's comeback from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, lmao. Hope you liked it! 

- Riya_Bhavika