The effects of being a pottehead

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It's not a broken heart, it's a Harry Potter scar.

HP - Harry Potter. Not even thinking about the printer now.

Person: Harry
Me: POTTER!
Person: I meant Styles!

Snakes don't hiss. They speak to me.

Person: You-Know-Who's there!
Me: VOLDEMORT?!? WHERE?!?!?

It's not a stick, it's a wand!

*Throws sock at someone*
Person: Hey!
Me: Actually that's a great honour. You are free. LIKE DOBBY!

Person: Why do you never curse?
Me: I curse. Avada Kedavra! Crucio! Imperio!

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