my friend got drunk and wrote this

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Reader was walking tfor forest  and was looking for Redd. Burger Man said to find him for next xhallenge, but he dissapeared when climbing stairs. But zhen reader got teleported"Hey constestans" "Am Airy""Welcom to... OooOooNE!Redd was not here, so thry left and kicked Airy while flying back with ender pearl tgat summoned ender dragonReader was condusedDun dun , dun dun dun-drururuuunBut, Airx turned evill..Airy didnt recover for 7 months"So, wher wer u???"Reade rfound redd and they go on coffe"Me and Nethr playd smash in bed, with controler""U wan join next tume??"Askd readerSo the yy 0lay super smasshh bross next timeReaderr chose charizardNethr rr chose bowserrAnd redd uhhhBc charizardd bestSo, Airy was looking ou t window, evilyHis eye glow Red..He mad e planH e was gonna throe thr radio on O)N S Head, and then they dieTh e radio is gona k7ll allSo Drysndd beat Airx up till he got teleported to waiting romNether saw airy outz thr windoèAnd threw Drynessss at himBut AiryAiry knew the numbts, because he ate a calculatorSo, he lifted his fingr and typed in:::6969696969696961234567890123456666666666666.69He was back at burgers aganHe and evil workk togetherWiTh..............Oodle The Legendary DoodleReadr and Oodle met at a casinoReadr was winning a lotteryAnd odle was travelingSo, they becom platonic friendsAnd ododle was helping readr nowAnd lifted aury in air airy was now in the airBut, airy looked evily at him and calculated himInto a square rootSo, oodle was not a trianegle no moteHe was squareAnd he died of saddnesBut reade was not a mathematical characterAnd then they theew a rock at airy, shattering his both evil eyes, and pulled out the calculllator from him, so he kant some bacjEveryone vheered, but reader thrn diedBecause reader was secretly a mathematical character in disguise  and was working for M.A.T.H.And was sellng homeworkd and soecial servicesSoy reader died because they touched the calczlatorxAnd Redd was sad, bc they could not play Smash on Wii

Ik for a fact when they wake up tomorow that im screwed














































































I dont wanna waiste yalls time so heres just uh

Yandere o/n x donut

So you werent a big fan of donuts attitude at first, after the swing challenge though you felt more inspired by his confidence

So you did ask if he wanted to share some ideas about keeping the team safe.

"Donut do you think plugging spongys holes might help?" You asked

He gave a stern frowny face and said no

"Hm.. then what about making nailys sharp point rounder" you looked at naily playing with the wall paper

"Oh uhm.." he gave a few secobds to consider it "okay fine"

The next day went by and naily seemed to be missing

Donut tried getting barfbag in on this but she just said that naily must of died

Yet donut already asked four to recover her and she didnt come back

You were gazing at donuts flat body behind a tree holding a pair of binoculus

Donut looked back at you weirded out
For what you were doing

He went up to the tree but you ran off

A few hours later naily was found but she didnt have her pointy end

Infact she looked just like a silver coin with no limbs

Barfbag noticed this and carried her too you

"Excuse me 0/n?  Naily wanted to talk to you..and her apperience is disturbing.. since you know alot about fixing stuff she was hoping u could add her spiky bit back on"  barfbag handed you naily

"Sure. Glad to help" you looked at barfbag in glee until she walked away

You gave naily a death stare and grinned as carrying her to spongy

Spongy greeted you but you pulled out a knife and a cookie cutter

"Wait why do you have that?" Spongy asked in a chubby voice

You stayed silent.. but held spongy down tight onto the floor. Cutting hid mouth into a circle shape and placing naily inside

You stood up and cutted spongys legs off

And walked away just in time


You went back to donut acting all innocent until he smacked you

"What did you do to them." Donut was devistated after hearing from gelatin (who found out after throwing a fork at spongys direction when u were leaving)

"Nothing, besides its better that way. I can make gelatin melt if you would be pleased" you said pulling out the knife you had before

-this is just slightly clingy 0/n if they had drugs

- i lost motivation at this moment cuz it was just supposed to be a chapter to embarress my drunk bestie

:)

Btw yandere tivo or peper is gonna come out soon




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