DATING OR NOT?

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"Abb kya hai??"- Abhyudaya asked, irritatedly.

"I love you!"

"Haan haan, love you too!"- he replied casually.

"Arre Mai I Love You bol rhi hun aur ye hai tera response?"

"Haan toh, Vo friend wala ILY na?" (Kitne negative ho aap Mr. Mohan!)

"Nhi meri jaan! Real wala ILY! I'm confessing to you, idiot!"

"K-k-k-kyaa?? KYAA BOLI TU? Tu toh aur kisi ko date-?"

"That was my insecurity jiski vajah se mujhe laga tha ki I'm not up to your standards.... But the truth is...I actually love YOU Mr. Abu Dhabi Mohan!!"

"I waited my whole life for this Gautu-"

"Okaee so-"

"Wait!!!! That's not fair!"

"Whatt?"

"I wanted to confess first-"

"Arre!!!"

"Haan please! Maine bohot taiyyari ki hai, jeevan mei pehli baar kisi cheez ki itni shiddat se taiyari ki hai yaar, it is my only chance!"

"Abhyudaya Chill! Okaee, let's take it from you-"

"Miss Gorgeous and Genius Kawale,
This is to inform you that I, Abhyudaya Mohan-"

"Saale ye hai teri taiyyari? Principal ko application letter likh rha hai kya? Thik se kar na!"

"Accha okay okay! Wait... Umm... (deep breath)

Miss Gorgeous and Genius Kawale,
I remember the day we met, Chaotic meeting indeed! It has been 8 years since then and this time really flew, by you being by my side. Jis tarah tu mujhe motivate krti hai, care krti hai, You make me feel really special! Jo Aaj ye meri personality hai na- ye Teri badaulat hai, Ek nerd, introvert Banda agar Aaj ek itna successful and social Youtuber bana hai na, toh iski sabse badi vajah tu hai! Thank you for simply existing and making my life miserable... Sorry sorry better!-"

"Pitna chah rha hai tu?"

"Na baba na!"
(Inserts 'Darta Jahan humse, hum tose darte, tu sab jaane Mori raniya'- from Dagabaaz re!)

"Then continue-"

"Hmmm...Teri fierce personality, and clear mindset, inspire me a lot! You are just ineffable, as beautiful as Kohli's cover drive, as Ronaldo's iconic freekick!!!

I literally thank my destiny every day ki I met you! You know I was intimidated when I shifted from Kolkata to Mumbai but now I think ki it's the best thing that has ever happened to me, you are the best thing that has ever happened to mee!!!

I know mai bohot imperfect hun, kachra karta hun, strict hun, hadd se zyada saddu hun but still jaisa bhi hun bas tera banna chahata hun! I promise to love you and cherish you forever! So Ms. Popular gurll, kya aap iss nerd, introverted, seedhe-saade launde par daya karke uski Girlfriend banna chaahengi?"
(It's giving Shershah ka Vikram vibes! Siddhart Malhotra!)

"Okaee... So, meri Abla Nari-"

"Gautu!!!!"

"Accha sorry sorry! Dearest Abhyudaya Mohan!
Tere jaisa green flag guy Maine Aaj Tak nhi dekha! I know I roast you but today I just wanna tell you ki tu kitna handsome, charming, attractive, hot, sexy-"

"Control Gautu, Control!"

"Nhi nhi tu hai! Tujhe pta nhi hai par tu hai! You are so much more! Jitna love, affection and care tune mujhe Diya hai na, no one else can! You were there to wipe my tears day 1 se- from the day we met, and whenever I feel low, I know you are the one, I can pull up to-!

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