*Sees a story about 3arab here on Wattpad and becomes excited*
*Starts to read the story with a grin*
*Becomes confused why the names are so bizarre—names we'd never ever even name our kids*
*Notices the characters' practices aren't things we do even though the narrator explicitly says the characters are 3arab*
*non-3arabi words and phrases we'd never even heard of are used*
*habibi and habibti are used in every sentence*
*realizes the story wasn't even written by a 3arabiyy(eh) but probably by someone who's obsessed with us because we're so "exotic" as they claim*
*Closes app in disappointment at the misrepresentation and cries in a corner*
Maybe that last point was exaggerated 😂 but them feels get real sometimes, fam. Also, I can't 'til the day I rule the world so I can illegalize "habibi" and "habibti." :) :) :)
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