꧁𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 || 𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕡𝕒 𝕊𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕤꧂

❥ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ғᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ

INTRODUCING!!! THE CHILD OF SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL, THE ULTIMATE CAR FUCKER- I MEAN THE ULTIMATE MECHANIC!!!

🔧~Kazuichi Souda~🔧

How You Met

•you met in Kindergarten
•you both loved cars, and would always play together
•some bully smashed both of your toy cars
•but Souda fixed it!
•#BestfriendGoals

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First Date

•wasn't really a date
•your car, or your dads/moms car broke down, and you had to take it in for them
•Souda was the one doing the evaluation at his garage [aka his house]
•by the time he finished, it was late as hell
•so he let, or HAD/MADE you sleep there
•you did a bunch of fun things
•like Twister and Splatoon [any game]
•so technically your first date was a sleepover!

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Them Telling You They Love You For The First Time

•you decided to help him make a car
•yes
•you
•help
•make
•car
•it actually came out pretty good!
•once you took it for a test drive, Souda kissed you on the nose
•"I love you even more then Transforms"

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Things They Love About You

•you don't make fun of his hair or teeth
•his teeth are natural, but loves his hair dyed pink
•you are willing to help him with making anything
•He loves you no matter what

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Meeting Your Family

•"Y/n... why the hell did you bring a pink shark into our house...?
•"Because I love him and he is mine"

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Suprising You With A Pet

•makes you one
•a small robotic F/a [fav animal]
•even if it were to look unnatural or weird, he gave it white fur/hair/feathers/scales
•dosen't have a sex
•you named them A/n [animal name]

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Awkward Boner

•you talked him into going to a Transformers Convention
•so he made 2 Transformers suits, one Male, one Female
•well... he kinda got off on making the Fem Transformer...
•and his jumpsuit doesn't really hide it that well...
•so when you walked out with the suit on...

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When You Are Sick And "Dying"

•will also be over dramatic
•panics
•pampers you like a baby

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When It's Your Birthday

•makes you something
•if you really want to, he will dye your hair
•he knows how from always dying it
•will do rainbow of you really wanted
•fun times

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Snow Day

•"Y/N LOOK!"
•"Yea Pop?"
•"I MADE A ROBOT THAT CAN FLING SNOWBAL-"
•"Pop...? SOUDA ARE YOU OK-"

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Thanksgiving

•he breaks the stove
•he tired to fix it...
•and he did...
•but now the stove has arms...

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When They Are Drunk

•he will bite you
•no joke
•no only will he leave hickeys
•oh no honey,
•he will DRAW BLOOD
•kinda a sadist when drunk

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When They Forget About Christmas

•makes you something
•simple
•then panics and over does it
•can turn from a gear pendant necklace to a choker...
•made of ACTUAL moving gears

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INTENSE Game Of Rock Paper Scissors

•dosen't really like it
•prefers making robots that play rock paper scissors tho...

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Watching a Horror Movie

•*sharp inhale*
•this boi...
•this boi turns into a new born girl watching her mother die
•screams, cries, and shits themselves

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AAAAAA SOUDA YOU INSPIRE ME!!! I actually really like Souda... he inspires me to be different, to be my own freak, not someone else's normal.

Another chapter in any of my books will be out soon! I just won't say which! ;-p

Type to ya later!!♡