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◇~Boyfriends~◇

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Makoto Naegi

•instantly grabs you by the waist
•plants a kiss anywhere on your face to show that you are his
•flips the asshole off as you walk away
•if the person doesn't stop, he hits him with his shoe

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Byakuya Togami

•boi
•puts you behind him
•gives you his jacket
•rolls up his sleeves
•takes out a wad of money
•bitch slaps that ass bag until he drops

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Kiyotaka Ishimaru

•honey
•he will pull out a ruler
•and smack them in the ass
•other then that
•will probably just tell him off

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Hajime Hinata

Hajime as summoned: Izuru!
•Izuru will try to strangle
•ok
•will strangle the person with his hair
•I honestly want hair like Izuru
•yet it seems like a pain in the ass the wash
•and like it will always be in your ass
•and you would wake up with a hair noose...

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Nagito Komaeda

•HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
•na jk, he wouldn't chant hope
•would actually kindly ask him to bibity bobody back the fuck up
•I can't spell, YAY!!!

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Teruteru Hanamura

Rapunzel references intensifies
•since he is kinda short
•either frying pan to the ass, or back

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Kazuchi Souda

•hits then with a wrench

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Shuichi Saihara

•grabs you by the waist or shoulders
•directs you away from the asshat
•walks back to said asshat
begin scrum debate

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Kokichi Oma

•honey
•honey...

•sacres the guy/girl shitless

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•sacres the guy/girl shitless

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Gonta Gokuhara

•Gonta is Gentleman
•Gentlemen talk things out
•yet, if you keep hitting on the love of the Gentleman
•the Gentleman will not be gentle
•if they don't stop, he will suplex them

•or send a swarm of Mosquitoes on their ass

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♡~Girlfriends~♡

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Kyoko Kirigiri

•will smack them across the face with the back of her glove
•and the knuckles of those have little studs
•once she is done, she does a sassy hair flip
•grabs you by the waist
•kisses you
•walks away

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Toko Fukawa

•pepper
•plus Fukawa
•equals hell
•I mean Genocider Syo/Jack
•will cut the bitch

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Celestia Ludenberg

•challenges them in gambling
•in which they gamble for you
•Celes wins of course
•she also wins the guys entire bank account

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Mukuro Ikusaba

•stab stab
•na jk
•she actually puts them into a death lock
•so, just a really aggressive head lock
•most the the time she will try to talk it out before almost killing them

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Chiaki Nanami

•just kisses you anywhere
•nothing aggressive
•unless they keep going
•then she pulls a Wii remote from her backpack

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Mikan Tsumiki

•too scared to do anything
•yet, if he advances...
•things turn into Trial 3 pretty fast

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Ibuki Mioda

•tries to hit them with her guitar
•then tries to talk
•will just straight up attack
•THEN talk

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Kaede Akamatsu

•just kisses
•and walks away

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Maki Harukawa

•stays cool
•grabs you by the collar of your shirt/vest/hood/what ever the hell you wear
•and kisses you
•then says her famous quote[ish]:
•hit on her again if you want to die a painful death

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Miu Iruma

•starts to brag about how great you are
•and how you are hers
•slaps the guy after

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Ok!!! There will be 2 chapters after this, one after the other! So be ready!

Type to ya later!!♡

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