SO...
DUE TO THE FACT I WILL BE DYING OF FEELS AND EMOTIONS AND SEXUAL FANTASIES ((IDEC WE ALL DO IT)) I WILL NOT BE UPDATING FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK!!!
I SEE THE VAMPS FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS YEAR TOMORROW ((I WILL LET YOU KNOW THE AMAZINGNESS OF THAT AT SOME POINT WHEN I RECOVER))
AND THEN ON SUNDAY I'M GOING TO THROUGH R1 TEEN AWARDS WHERE THE VAMPS, AND AND 5 SECONDS OF FUCKING SUMMER ARE GOING AND SJDYETGWHDJDMEKEY!!!!
SO BASICALLY SEVERE MIKEY AND CONNOR FEELS AND OMFG I'M GOING TO INJURE MYSELF IF I CARRY ON....
BREATHE, I'M BREATHING!!!
BUT HOLY FUCKINGSHAYAUQHAYHSA
SOMEONE COME PERFORM CPR ON ME!!! OMG MIKEY SHOULD COME GIVE ME MOUTH TO MOUTH *WINK WINK **NUDGE NUDGE*
OMFG SOMEONE SLAP ME, I'M HYPER AS FUCK
MY MUM IS ALL LIKE "WHAT HAVE I GIVEN BIRTH TO"
BUT I'M SASSY SO I'M LIKE "YOU DIdNT GIVE BIRTH TO ME WOMAN, I WAS PULLED FROM YOUR WOMB THROUGH TOUR STOMACH"
WITH THE SASSY FINGER CLICKS
BUT I SWEAR JESUS AND ALL THING HOLY THAT IF ASHTON DECIDES TO DO THAT THING WHERE HE DOES THAT THING TO KILL MY OVARIES ((WHICH ISN'T HARD)) I'M GOING TO KILL A HOE!!!!
OMG, IF I EVER MET MIKEY OR ASHTON MY STUPID MOUTH WOULD COME OUT WITH SOMETHING LIKE
"OMFG I HAVE POSTERS OF YOU ALL OVER MY WALL AND IT COMFORTS ME BC I LIKE THE THOUGHt OF YOU WATCHING ME SLEEP AND I IMAGINE YOU FUCKING ME UP A WALL"
OR...
"I WANT YOU TO BANG ME AS HARD AS YOU BANGED YOUR DRUMS THAT TIME YOU BROKE THEM, BC I WANT YOU TO BREAK ME...SATAN TAKE ME!!!"
I need help and to be bathed in holy water.... k bye
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Insanity 》Sykes
Fanfiction"They say you're past help" He came forward then and grabbed the tops of my arms, pinning my back up against the wall. His face inches from mine, his eyes dark as he looked at me "Maybe I am, is that a problem for you?" "You're insane" He chuckled "...
