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↳ them as creepypasta characters

a/n: aka the chapter no one asked for

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[ them as creepypasta characters ]

sal

[sal fisher × eyeless jack]

- so

- you dont how or why but

- your boyfriend is sally face.

- yes, the infamous kidney eating no eye sally face.

- (commence creepypasta scenarios LMAO)

- you two had met during his regular killing sprees

- and you know, the rest is history i guess XISJENXJKAJX

- it's,,, weird having him as your lover?

- you swear he's emotionally unavailable sometimes, only coming home at night with a bag full of kidneys

- it's weird.

- he doesn't say much too, only does when you talk to him

- the only time he's talked the most was when he was telling you his backstory and what had happened to him

- it was gruesome and you started crying

- sometimes randomly at around 2-4 am, he'd come over and just stare at you sleep

- you've scolded him about it a few times but he still does it so-

- the fact that he eats kidneys does bother you a lot cause what if he attacked you and ate your kidneys?

- that's not the worst part though, he had one eyeless socket and it had black ooze dripping down!

- weird. just weird.

- but you love him regardless

larry

[larry johnson × jeff the killer]

- uHhH okay this is a very strange story

- your boyfriend is larry the killer and uh

- it's horrible

- not just because he's a killer but he's also so so so so sooo

- fucking annoying.

- coming home after a killing spree, he's all drenched with blood and guts and even fucking vomit that one time!

- worst part is, he doesn't bother to change or shower or anything!

- just gets into bed with you and cuddles close

- he's also very painfully flirty

- it was cute at first but now it's just all bad pickup lines and uGh

- he talks a lot for a guy who kills people for a living

- he never tells you what happened in the past but you don't bother to ask either

- he also gets you presents but most of them are from his victims so you usually don't wear or keep them cause that's fucked up lol

- oh yeah! ash tried to kill you one time but larry was there to stop her lol :)

- he's a killer but hey, you love him

ash

[ashley campbell × jane the killer]

- we've been over this but yes, your girlfriend is a killer

- ash the killer had stumbled upon you when you were walking alone at night

- she'd find a liking towards you and well, you can make up the rest

- she's so elegant and posh for a killer

- she tells you everything about the past and why she does what she does

- so in conclusion, you two fucking hate larry with a burning passion

- you try to reason to her

- but she refuses to listen and continues killing innocent lives

- she tries to stay away from your house as much as possible, not wanting police to find out you're dating the infamous ash the killer

- you still love her, killing and all

todd

[im not sure on what to write for todd's so any creepypasta fans out there reading this, can u help a girl out? LMAO]

travis

[travis phelps × ben drowned]

- we all know travis drowned story

- though there's multiple stories about this teenage boy

- but there's one part of the story no one ever hears of

- the aftermath where he finally finds peace and a lover

- well, not as much as peace

- but he gets you instead so

- anYwayS, yes, your boyfriend is travis drowned.

- he's a bit of a hothead at times

- whenever he does get upset at you, he makes sure to go on a killing spree, instead of accidentally killing you for being too angry

- also he's somewhat confident??? which he wasn't before his death, y'know

- he's also ridiculously flirty and likes teasing you a lot

- though, he's just as easily flushed

- the only thing that bothers you about him is the fact that his eyes ooze out blood

- cause it gets everywhere

- on the couch, the bed, the floor-- and on you

- also it's kinda creepy ngl

- still, u love him :3