The radio sounded as it turned on.
?: Come in Blue Command, come in. This is medical officer DuFresne. I have reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, do you read?
The medic wore a suit of purple armor. He was on a cliff that overlooked the entire canyon.
Blue Command: Yes, dude, hello, can you read me? Hello? Check one, check two.
The voice was beyond distorted.
DuFresne: Come in Blue Command, I do not read.
Blue Command: Check two. Is this thing on? Hello, hello?
The voice was still distorted.
DuFresne: Blue Command, please boost your transmission to match communication protocol Echo Bravo-
The voice finally undistorted a little.
Blue Command: Yo, I hear you, calm down dude. What's going on? Hello, yo? Can you here me, hello?
DuFresne: Uh, Roger that command.
Blue Command: Sorry 'bout that, I was in the elevator. This thing doesn't work very well in there. What's going on dude?
DuFresne: Uh. . . Roger that. . . . Is this Blue Command?
Blue Command: Oh yeah man, sure, totally! What's goin' on?
The man seemed a bit. . . unprofessional.
DuFresne: You're sure? The Blue Command base?
Blue Command: Hey dude! Take it easy. You called me, I didn't call you.
DuFresne: No, I know, it's just-
Blue Command: It's just what, dude?
The medical officer sighed as the voice completely undistorted.
DuFresne: It's. . . never mind. I'm just letting you know I've reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. I'm gonna make contact with the Blue Squad members.
Blue Command: Blood Gulch, Huh? Alright, let me look here, let me see what it says. . . Blood Gulch. Bloo-blee. . . B-L- Blu- Here we go. Blood gulch, okay. Says here, you want to make contact with Private Tucker and ask him about their wounded dude.
DuFresne: Roger that, any other orders?
Blue Command: Anything else. . . yeah, okay, yeah, it says here whatever you do, don't-oh! Okay never mind dude, I'm not supposed to read you that part, okay, just uh. . . You'll be okay, just, uh, be very careful. That's all.
DuFresne stared blankly for a second.
DuFresne: Great.
Blue Command: Alright then. Well, it's our goal here at Blue Command to provide excellent customer service and I hope that I have done that today. Uh, if you have any further questions about this radio transmission, you can just, um. . . You know, call back, say, "Dude, I've got some questions, what's goin' on." Over and out.
The purple medic let out a sigh of relief.
DuFresne: Okay, Private Tucker.
*At Blue Base*
The three blues were outside the base.
Tucker: Hey Church, we have a problem.
Church: I am not your mother, so don't come tattling to me every time one of you does something the other doesn't like.
Tucker: I'm telling you, he's crazy.
The cyan soldier motioned towards the plain Blue one.
Tucker: He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Two
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Three months went by since the death of Tex, leaving the Blues confused, Church with a robot body, the Reds missing Lopez, a god awful medic, a rogue A.I., and Ruby having to deal with it all! The OC Ruby belongs to...
