Tucker and Caboose held Donut captive within their base.
Tucker: So they sent a female assassin to try and kill us. Clever, but it won't work. We're immune to your feminine wiles. Unless you wanna date one of us.
Donut: Female?! I'm not a girl!
Tucker: Tease.
Donut: I just have. . . light red armor.
Caboose: How is that pink armor anyway? Looks comfortable.
Donut: At first, I really hated it. But it's kinda grown on me. My old armor used to chafe my thighs somethin' awful. But the crotch in this pink one is suprisingly roomy!
Tucker: Silence woman!
*With The Reds*
Sarge: Good Buddha's noodle, how could this have happened?
Simmons: It's okay sir, it was a strong plan. Grif's just a dumbass.
Ruby: But didn't he say Donut just ran off?
The girl now had her helmet on.
Grif: In conclusion, Donut's the dumbass.
Ruby: I wouldn't go that far.
Sarge: Settle down ladies! We need a new strategem, and we need it fast!
Simmons: Donut's sure to crack under the pressure and reveal everything!
Grif: Everything like what? Where he keeps his tampons?
Ruby: There is a girl standing right next to you.
Grif: Sorry ma'am.
Sarge: You're right about that Simmons. The boy doesn't even see the entertainment value in being tortured! Oh, these kids today!
Ruby: I was unaware of that having any value.
*With The Blues*
Ghost Church entered Blue Base.
Church: How's it goin' Tucker? We get any useful entertainment outta the prisoner yet?
Tucker: I figured he was here to steal back Lopez, but he won't give us anything. Except a list of crockpot recipes. Would that be useful?
Church: Do we have a crockpot?
Tucker: No, Caboose made a trade with rhat annoying guy from Blue Command. He swapped it for a mystery box.
Church: What was in the mystery box?
Tucker: A hundred and forty jars of mayonnaise.
Church: . . . Well, that's a great trade.
Tucker: Yeah, it doubles as a great sunscreen.
Church: How did you- never mind. Listen, I think I came up with a plan for we can use Lopez and our new prisoner to get an upper hand on the Reds.
The two stood their in silence for a few moments. . . .
Church: The plan does not involve mayonnaise.
Tucker: Dammit, I knew there would be a catch.
Meanwhile, Caboose was talking to Donut.
Caboose: That was fun. Okay, okay, your turn. Truth or dare?
Donut: Hmmm, truth!
Caboose: Okay, tell me all of the Red secret plans!
Donut: Aww, you tricked me! You Blue guys are so smart. Okay, now listen closely. Our biggest secret is- ADJAJDBAJDIGAGAG!
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Two
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Three months went by since the death of Tex, leaving the Blues confused, Church with a robot body, the Reds missing Lopez, a god awful medic, a rogue A.I., and Ruby having to deal with it all! The OC Ruby belongs to...