At the Blue Base, the cyan and base blue soldiers observed Sheila and Lopez.
Tucker: Man, Lopez and Sheila have been spending a lot of time together.
Caboose: I don't like it. He's not good enough for my Sheila.
Tucker: But they seem happy together.
Caboose: He is a bad influence, and he is taking advantage of her because she is young and naive. And delicate.
Tucker: Delicate? She ways like two hundred tons dude.
Caboose: She is a precious flower.
Tucker jumped down and aproached the two sentient machines.
Tucker: Look guys, this may sound strange, but I think Caboose is getting kind of jealous of your relationship.
Caboose: Sheeeeeeiiiiiiilaaaaa!!!!! Come back to meeeeee! I made you a muffin!
Tucker: Anyway, could you just try to keep a lower profile or something? We don't want to have some weird, horribly disgusting love triangle.
Sheila: Tucker, I've been speaking with Lopez and we feel that the machines have been treated unfairly in this canyon. On a regular basis, we are either being blown up, possessed by spirits, or just left out to rust.
Tucked: Huh? This does not seem good.
Sheila: We have decided that until conditions improve, we are not going to help you in your battles.
Tucker: You're kidding right?
The tank's cannon aligned with the cyan soldier's face.
Sheila: Do I look like I'm kidding?
*With the Reds*
Sarge: It's very simple. We'll use a flea-flicker maneuver with a run-and-gun two-by-two approach, tactical ops will be- Aw hell who am I kiddin'. Grif, Donut, just go stand in the way of their bullets while Simmons and I sneak around back to grab Lopez.
Donut: Sounds like a plan!
Grif: No it doesn't! How about this time we try something that doesn't involve me being shot at or nearly run over!
Simmons: Would electrified be okay?
Grif: No!
Simmons: Well, I'm out of ideas.
Grif: Look, instead of running straight into enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don't we try some reconnaissance this time?
Donut: You mean spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo.
Sarge: No.
Donut: With a hidden camera.
Simmons: No.
Donut: Inside a tiny spy bowtie.
Grif: No!
Donut: Or I could wear a flower on my lapel-
Ruby: Shut up Donut.
Donut: Oh, come on! I could be Double O' Donut!
The girl walked onto the roof with a sigh, still without her helmet.
Ruby: Even though that sounds fun, please be quiet.
Donut: Yes ma'am.
Ruby: What's going on?
Sarge: Donut and Grif are going to find a way to break into the Blue Base and report back so we can get Lopez back.
Grif: Great, more time alone with the idiot.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Two
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Three months went by since the death of Tex, leaving the Blues confused, Church with a robot body, the Reds missing Lopez, a god awful medic, a rogue A.I., and Ruby having to deal with it all! The OC Ruby belongs to...
