The Villainess only wants to go home

Chapter 71 - Raven

"ARTEMIS I WILL CURSE YOU TO THE PITS OF HELL!" I placed my palms against my ear covering them from the ear screeching squawk coming from the black raven that wailed like a crazy person, swatting his feathery hands around.

I pursed my lips, a slight furrow between my brows as I looked pointedly away from the angry squawking bird. "IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL A DISGUISE?! I'M A FUCKING FEATHERY BLOB OF BLACK" My lips twitched into a frown, my brows knitting together in annoyance as my eyes stared coldly at the fox now bird.

"MY BEAUTIFUL PAWS ARE GONE TO BE REPLACED WITH THESE!" he shrieked, shoving his wings at my face. "AND MY PAWS ARE REPLACED WITH THESE THIN STICKS THAT SOMEHOW KEEPING THIS BLOBBY SHIT UP!"

"Shut your bitch ass up" I bitched slapped him, his feathery body skidding across the room with a thud. I blinked blankly at the unmoving little body across me. 'I may have put too much force on that slap'

I slowly crawled to Homura who didn't move, the feeling of guilt creeping inside of me. "Homura?" I poked him but no response. "Are you dead?" there was no response coming from him again. "H-Homura stop playing with me" I felt my voice beginning to tremble. Did I accidentally kill Homura with a slap?

I continued to stare silently at the seeming dead bird on the floor for what felt like hours when suddenly. "YOU VILE HUMAN I WILL KILL YOU" Homura had pounced up at me, his wings spread wide open to attack my face. My quick instinct acted quickly, slapping the bird mid air resulting him to fly towards the bed and land on the hard mattress with a loud thud. "OOF!"

"DON'T FUCKING MESS WITH ME YOU BIRD BRAIN!" I shouted angrily, the flare in my icy cold eyes sparking up. Homura staggered up on his black raven feet as his wing was rested on his throbbing cheek. "I HAVE NEVER BEEN SLAPPED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE"

"Well, there's more than that came from" I rose my throbbing clenched fist at Homura, his beady onyx eyes coated with the reflection of light glared dangerously at me as if he was ready to poke out my eyes if I continued to challenge him.

"This is revenge isn't it. Your taking your chances of humiliating me in front of the whole animal kingdom" he squawked pointing a feather of his wings at me, I glanced at him with no expression on my face as if he was a fool for believing such stupid thoughts.

"You turned me into a dumb bird because I laughed that you turned into an old crinkly human like that witch" Homura's voice wasn't the sound of soft masculine tone like before, but it had changed into a screechy tone whenever he opened his beak to talk.

An eyebrow of mine had arched up in disbelief "Now you're being ridiculous" I crossed my hands. I already knew this disguise potion Elisaria gave me that lasted longer than the mask potion I brought from the potion store from Argentum was going to turn me into an old hag because Elisaria told me.

I pacifically asked for it because I have feeling turning into a random girl would cause a little ruckus for more than my liking. It's an odd gut feeling that if I diagnosed Ben in a disguised girl form Neil would instantly become interested in a random mysterious girl who appeared out of nowhere and was able to cure an illness no one has any knowledge of.

This would conclude on Neil commanding for my Identity, then he will miraculously fall in love with his brothers saviour, search the whole world for this mysterious girl that wasn't even real in the first place, neglect all his work and duty of a prince for someone that is never coming back maybe will get married yet his heart would still be attached to the mysterious woman who disappeared.

It's not like I care about the ending results of that but the first part, I don't have the mood to deal with him or the self-patience that is required to. Waltzing into the place disguised in a granny wouldn't cause as much maybe that I'm a woman would but Neil becoming interested is -100% maybe even lower.