✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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Hotch: does anyone know where Williams is?

JJ: I thought she was here already

Derek: nope soz 🤷🏿‍♂️

Penelope: I haven't seen her today, sir ^_^

Emily: we were really drunk last night i bet shes still asleep

Derek: why were you two drinking on a tuesday night 💀

Emily: because alcohol solves all of your problems 😌

Spencer: It doesn't, that's a very bad way to view alcohol.

Emily: it solved all of lils problems last night

Emily: far as im concerned it does 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hotch: well, it's causing problems for her right now. Reid, she's less likely to bite your head off, can you call her?

Hotch: And Prentiss, I think we need to talk about how you think alcohol solves your problems.

Emily: i don't think it i know it

*five mins later*

Lilly: it's so earlyyyyyy

Lilly: whyyyyyyyyyy? 😭😭😭😭

Derek: clearly her problems never got solved prentiss

Emily: i tried wtf was i supposed to do

Spencer: don't cry Lilly! Also, it's 10:48 A.M.

Lilly: wait, is it?

Lilly: OH SHIT

Lilly: PLEASE DONT TELL ME THERES A CASE

Hotch: You may as well meet us on the jet. You won't get here before we leave for it, anyway.

Lilly: IM SO SORRY THE DOG ATE MY ALARM CLOCK

Derek: AKDJAKJDJDJJDJDH WHAT — 😭🤚

Derek: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

JJ: IM SORRY THATS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK 💀💀💀💀

Emily: lils, honey, they know.

Lilly: oh

Lilly: IM SO SORRY EM GOT ME BLACKED OUT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE A KILLER HANGOVER

Spencer: are you okay? Do you need anything? I've got some Advil if you want it :)

Lilly: aww spencie ur so sweet <3

Derek: and y'all deny lillyxreid smh 🙄🤚

Lilly: stfu or I'll cut ur hand off and ram it so far down ur throat ull be shitting it out 🙂🔪

Emily: PUHLEASE 😭😭😭😭

JJ: THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SMILEY FACE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HELP AJSJDKSHSKDJSKDJDKSHD

Hotch: Williams, that isn't an appropriate thing to say in a work group chat

Lilly: shipping two coworkers is hardly appropriate ESPECIALLY when they show a clear dislike to it but I don't see you shoving ur head up morgans ass for it

JJ: how much did she have to drink last night emily?

Emily: [replying to: IM SO SORRY EM GOT ME BLACKED OUT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE A KILLER HANGOVER] speaks for itself tbh

Derek: what even happened to make either of you think that was a good idea? 🤡

Emily: not my story to tell, soz ❤️ (not rlly tho)

Hotch: can we all stop texting on this group chat and get to the airstrip? We've all seen what this unsub is capable of, and how little time we have to stop him.

Lilly: ahem🧍

Lilly: can someone come get me itll be a bad idea for me to drive thx 👍

Hotch: Garcia, do you have room for one more in your office?

Penelope: always sir :D

Hotch: good, go and get Williams, they're with you for this case.

Penelope: yes sir 🫡

Derek: HA, imagine being condemned to the bat cave for a case 🤭

Lilly: imagine being an annoying piece of shit who won't stfu 🤭

Derek: ouch