✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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(a/n: idk if i like this one but here u go loyal reader <333)

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Hotch: Okay, who did it?

Derek: did what

Emily: ^^ suspicious 🤔🤔🤔

Lilly: I agree

Derek: wdym?????? I didn't do it!!!

Lilly: so yk what it is? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Emily: it was morgan

Morgan: no I dont

Morgan: it wasn't me

Lilly: there again em did jump at the chance to blame morgan 🤔🤔🤔🤔

JJ: are you blaming emily?

Derek: YEAH SEE!!!

Lilly: but we dont know that it is Hotch what is it for all we know super boy could've done it or even penny

Lilly: [replying to: are you blaming emily?] also #jemily

Hotch: somebody put a block of cheese in the coffee machine.

Derek: IM SORRY WHAT ✋🏾😭

Emily: apologising for ur sins morgan tut tut u lil bitch 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Spencer: I don't understand why somebody would but a block of cheese in the coffee machine.

Lilly: bc the moron wouldve thought that it was funny super boy <3

Hotch: well, said moron is going to need to pay for a new coffee machine.

Derek: AWW NAHH FUCK WHOEVER DID THAT MAN NOW I HAVE NO COFFEE 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Emily: IM GOING TO BRUTALLY TORTURE AND MURDER WHOEVER TF DID THAT

Lilly: welcome to caffeine addiction everyone 🙄

Penelope: I can check the cameras to see who did it? :D

Hotch: please do Garcia.

Lilly: hol up a min

Lilly: jj why u so silent?

JJ: I don't know what your talking about

Penelope: Jayje why would you do that?

Derek: wait woahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoah JJ??? WHAT 🤠

Emily: JJ?? Why would u do that???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

JJ: I'm sorry, I was going to tell a joke about coffee but it'd be too cheesy

Lilly: wtf 😀😄😀

JJ: I'm sorry Hotch I'll buy a new one

Emily: that's acc worth it cant believe i didnt think of that

Lilly: em didnt u say ud brutally torture and murder whoever did that? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Emily: Yh but it's JJ so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Derek: are y'all thinking what I am??

Lilly: if ur thinking Jemily then yes,yes i am 😌

JJ: sleep with one eye open tonight lils 🙂

Emily: i agree with that statement 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

Lilly: HOTCH THEYRE THREATENING TO KILL ME 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Spencer: please don't kill Lilly! I'm sure she was just joking, and didn't mean it!

Hotch: stop threatening each other please, Jack is more mature then you guys sometimes. Thanks

Derek: pretty boy was worried for u there lils 😏😏😏😏😏

Lilly: AND U WERENT???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ID BE WORRIED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Derek: no u wouldnt 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lilly: ur right i wouldnt BUT THATS DIFFERENT im important

Derek: and im not

Emily: no ur a menace

Lilly: slay bestie

Spencer: I thought I was your best friend Lilly :(

Lilly: awww super boy 🥺🥺🥺 ems my girl bsf, its slightly different, but ull always be my best friend <3

Emily: LEID

JJ: LEID

Penelope: LEID !! :D (I'm so sorry)

Derek: LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Lilly: are you fucking blind or just nor reading the txts im sending??? 🤔🤔🤔

Emily: acc were doing our jobs and reading ur ✨behaviour✨

Lilly: acc ur not bc im not a sadistic psychokiller 🤠

JJ: eh u could be 🤷🏼‍♀️

Lilly: yh and ik who my first victim is 🧍‍♀️🩸💥🔫

Emily: ARE YOU SAYING YOURE GOING TO KILL ME?????????????????? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Lilly: u threatened me first 🤷‍♀️

Emily: ok fair wanna go get coffee w/ me since jj broke the machine?

Lilly: yh sure y not

Derek: werent u two trying to kill each other not even five seconds ago?

Lilly: yeah, but that was five seconds ago not now 🙄🙄🙄

Emily: ^^ honestly, smh 🙄✋

Derek: thats it u 2 officially scare me just a tiny bit 🤏🤏🤏

Lilly: the plans working 😈😈😈😈💪💪💪💪💪

Emily: next- world domination

Spencer: WHAT??