✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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⚠TW:// H0M0PH0BIA⚠

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Emily: my hand hurts 🙁

Hotch: That's what you get for punching the police deputy in the face, Prentiss

Lilly: he deserved it!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡💢💢💢💢💢💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

Hotch: and until you tell me why you think he deserved it, I'm going to have to write you both up.

Emily: why Lilly? I hit him!

Hotch: It's obvious she instigated it, Prentiss. If you tell me why you think he 'deserved it' then I can see if I can talk him out of reporting it, but if you don't then there's nothing I can do about it.

Lilly: don't tell him, it's fine

Emily: lilly what he said isnt fine

Hotch: Williams, what's she taking about

Derek: if u need me to kick this guys ass just say the word 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Lilly: its nothing just leave it 😒😒

Emily: lils we might as well tell him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lilly: Prentiss if u tell them istfg i will never speak to u again

Penelope: what's going on? Lilly are u ok? ('･ω･')?

Lilly: im fine just everyone forget about it ok? :] <3

[priv chat: Emily + Lilly]

Emily: lils why dont u want to tell them?

Lilly: bc then theyll know dumbass 🙄🙄🙄

Emily: is that whats stopping u? they wont think anything different of u if u tell them

Lilly: ik that idiot

Emily: so why dont u

Lilly: why should i have to

Emily: hotch still needs to know that he called u a dyke bitch

Lilly: no he doesnt!! please em im begging u dont tell him please

Emily: he cant go around saying that lils u need to stand up to people like that to get them to stop

Lilly: well u did pretty good by sending ur fist into his face at 90mph

Emily: but what happens when he does that to a civilian who wont be able to protect themselves like that??

[the groupchat]

Spencer: Why does Lilly look about ready to cry? :(

Lilly: guys i have something to tell u...

JJ: lils r u ok?

Emily: let her speak 😡😡😡😡

JJ: ok im sorry 😃✋🏻

Lilly: im bi... which is half or the reason why em punched the cop 😅😅

Penelope: aww honey munchkin 😊😊 im proud that you were able to tell us 💗💜💙