✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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(I'm so sorry in advance ❤️)

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Derek: why's snakey Strauss in the bullpen 🤢🤢

Emily: eww I didn't need the stench of alcoholism and and the sight of a shit dye job today 💀

Lilly: EMILY— 😭😭💀

Hotch: maybe don't insult my boss and get on with some work?

Emily: not insulting if it's true 🤷🏻‍♀️

JJ: baby 😔

Emily: what?

Lilly: it's true tho her due job is shit

Lilly: sos her overall haircut 🤢🤮

Emily: THANK YOU BESTIE LILLY 🫶🏻 see hedgehotch Lilly gets it 😒

Derek: as much as I love shitting on Strauss 🤢🤮™️ why is she here?

Derek: good nickname for Hotch btw 8.5/10 👍🏾

Rossi: kiddos stop being mean, Erin can be nice. :)

Lilly: ur banging her ur biased which makes that an invalid argument soz bestie boo xx 😘❤️

Emily: YO LILLYS OUT FOR EVERYBODYS NECKS TODAY TF 😭🤚🏻

Derek: PRETTY BOY COME GET UR GIRL

Spencer: but she's right here? Where do I need to get her from?

Emily: he's so unintentionally sweet it's cute tbh 🥰 (not sarcastic)

Lilly: 😃😄😃 come again? 🔪🩸

Emily: ✨💅 L E S B I A N 💅✨

JJ: I'd hope so 😟

Lilly: oh yeah soz ❤️

Spencer: I'm still so confused.

Derek: it was a joke kid 🤦🏾‍♂️

Spencer: oh okay! 👾

Lilly: that's so fucken cute ajdjakdhjdjhd

Derek: y'all seeing how whipped she is over him using an emoji? 🤨🤨

Emily: omfg she's actually blushing 💀💀

Lilly: god u talk as u two have never been in love before 🙄🤚

Hotch: Lilly, I don't want to worry you, but Strauss wants to talk to you.

Lilly: why? What have I done?

Hotch: calm down, it doesn't seem to be anything bad.

Lilly: okay. Now?

Hotch: yes.

Lilly: okay....

Derek: now I feel bad poor girl looks terrified

Emily: oh she's actually scared of her?

Spencer: well, why else did you think she tries to actively avoid her?

Emily: oh.....

Penelope: oh a lot has gone on here....

Penelope: [replying to: omfg she's actually blushing 💀💀] wait she was really blushing? 😮

Derek: yeah it was pretty cute actually