✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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Lilly: LONG BEACH TIME MFERS ‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

JJ: please remember this is a case Lilly

Lilly: I will

Lilly: who wants surfing lessons after the case?

Emily: I'm down!!

Derek: ok how tf do u know how to do all this stuff?? 🤨 like calm down u don't need to know everything about everything that isn't academics 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Lilly: and u don't need to have a non existent hair line but there we go 🤷‍♀️😌

Rossi: kiddos please, let's not fight.

Derek: fine 😒

Lilly: cz it's u papa pasta 🫶

JJ: that's actually pretty cute 🥲

Penelope: what is?????

Spencer: Morgan and Lilly were about to start arguing and Rossi told them not to fight and Lilly said she'll stop because it was Rossi asking her.

Penelope: awww 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Lilly: stop it ur making it icky 😒🤢

Derek: one could argue the relationship you have with Rossi is icky but u don't see us complaining 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Lilly: and light reflects off ur head sm it hurts my eyeballs every time I look at u but do I complain??? ☺️😇

Hotch: you two, please just don't.

Derek: she's bullying me 😔😔😔

Lilly: HA! Bullying my ass! If u want actual bullying, just ask I have no problem 🤷‍♀️

Spencer: please don't, Lilly. It's not nice or something funny. :(

Lilly: okok I'm sorry super boy I'll stop 🫶🫶

Derek: what abt me?!?!

Lilly: go cry abt it el em mayo 🖕

JJ: is this just going to be what happens between u two this whole week?? Cuz I'm already bored of it 😒😒😒😒

Derek: but consensual bullying is the best type of friendship 😣😣😣

Lilly: REALL‼️‼️ like I love u more then words can describe so I'll let my violence describe it for me ☺️☺️☺️

Spencer: that sentence it utterly contradictory, Lilly. If you love someone, you shouldn't want to hit them.

Lilly: tell my dad that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rossi: Lilly, honey, no. Just no.

Lilly: fine 🙄🤚

Derek: anyone notice how Prentiss is being awfully quiet?? 🤔🤔🤔 JJ where ur girl at???

Lilly: wait a min, look at that smile on her face.... Suspicious 🤨🤨🤨

JJ: yeah she's been doing that a lot recently

JJ: and kicking her legs at the same time

Derek: that doesn't strike u as odd 🤨🤨🤨🤨

Lilly: ima do some investigating shit rq

Derek: watch it be smth dumb like fawning over pics of her celeb girl crush 🙄🙄🙄

Lilly: she's on ao3 👍

JJ: which is....?

Derek: yeah Lilly what is it 😇😇😇

Lilly: .........

Lilly: gay fan fiction

Lilly: this is all I'll say on the matter 🫡

Spencer: I never though of Emily to be someone who would read fan fiction

Penelope: u learn something new everyday boy genius 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Penelope: so is it gay fan fiction she's reading or GAY fan fiction iykwim 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Lilly: 100% GAY fan fiction iykwim 😉😉😉

Rossi: I have no idea what you guys are talking about anymore.

Spencer: me either :(

Penelope: I'll... tell you when ur older boy genius 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶💖💖💖💖💖💖

JJ: ew I just got what u meant

Lilly: SHES UR GF!!!

JJ: ok yh that's true

Derek: wait so she's reading 🌽

Derek: she does know she can watch that shit now right??

Lilly: tbf reading it makes it 10x better 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Derek: what did she sayyyyyy??? 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

Lilly: like u haven't done it before 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Derek: and how wld u know that?

Lilly: [replying to: yeah Lilly what is it 😇😇😇] case closed ☺️☺️☺️☺️🤗

Rossi: I understand now.... I wish I didn't.

Hotch: guys, the case.

Lilly: oh yeah lol

Derek: fym lol? 🤨🤨🤨

Hotch: Morgan, Williams!

Derek: we got it!

a/n: this one's a bit of a filler, sorry 😬 anyways, I've just posted the first chapter of an Elle Greenaway x F!OC if anyone wants to check that out ^-^