a/n: do me a favour and pretend Evermore by Taylor Swift released around 2010/2011? Tyty xx
||hot whores 🥵🤙||
Derek: pretty boy why u looking at the bartender like u wanna kill her
Emily: Lilly's flirting with her
Penelope: don't be jealous boy wonder!! I'm sure it won't come to anything serious ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
JJ: I mean... it could 🤷🏼♀️
Penelope: JJ stop ruining Leid >:(
JJ: I'm just saying!
Derek: technically Strauss did that 🤷🏾♂️
Hotch: do you guys remember when I told you not to talk about it?
Emily: remember when Lilly said she doesn't care if we talk abt it? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
Lilly: remember when u said I was flirting with the bartender? There's a reason for that, stop cockblocking me 😡😡😡😡😡😡
Spencer: you could always just mute the chat or turn your phone off.
Lilly: oh yeh! Thx reid 👍🫶
[Lilly has gone offline]
Derek: that was never gonna help at all kid 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
JJ: you realise you just helped her in getting laid by that bartender right? 😬😬😬😬
Emily: I can't blame her that bartender is HOT 😩🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
Derek: ...
Spencer: ......
Penelope: ..................
JJ: ahem......... 😃🤨
Emily: OH SHIT!
JJ: OH SHIT INDEED EMILY
Penelope: oh no 😖😖
Derek: OH YES 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
JJ: SHUT UP MORGAN
Emily: SHUT UP U PINT SIZED PRICK
Derek: damn sorry for party rocking 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Emily: NO LIKE NOWHERE NEAR AS HOT AS U JJ IM JUST SAYING SHES HOT FOR LILLY
JJ: .........
Emily: AS IN LIKE SHES 100% LILLYS TYPE LIKE LOOK AT HER
JJ: .........
Emily: LIKE SHES GOT THE WHOLE SCRAGGLY HAIRCUT GOING ON IWTH THE LIGHT BROWN HAIR AND SHES A LANKY TWIG AND SHES 100000% A GEEK LOOK AT HER
JJ: .........
Emily: SO LIKE SHES HOT FROM LILLYS POINT OF VIEW NOT MINE UR LIKE THE HOTTEST WOMAN IVE EVER MET—
Emily: why are you smiling like that? Why's everyone laughing?
JJ: bc u r adorable when u get flustered 😊❤️😊❤️
Penelope: OMG LOOK AT HOW RED HER FACE IS!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
JJ: yeah and shes stunning 🤩
[Lilly is online]
Derek: hey lover girl 😏😏
Lilly: hey PG quick question?
Penelope: go ahead my amazing crime fighter 🫶🫶
Lilly: evermore album by ts wait nbnc by ts what's genre is it
Rossi: what's an nbnc?
Derek: where'd u come from old man? 🤨🤨🤨
Spencer: nbnc is an abbreviation for the song No Body, No Crime by Taylor Swift
Penelope: evermore is indie pop, nbnc is pop/country rock ☺️☺️🫶🫶
Lilly: thx PG <3
Lilly: [replying to: nbnc is an abbreviation for the song No Body, No Crime by Taylor Swift] also, the title has no caps ✌️
Lilly: [replaying to: yeah and shes stunning 🤩] SIMP ALERT 🗣🗣‼️‼️
[Lilly has gone offline]
Emily: she schooled ur ass Reid
Spencer: she called your girlfriend a simp
Emily: idc she is a simp
Derek: wait a min I just realised something
JJ: don't call me a simp. Please? 😅
Derek: no it's not that
Derek: well u are a simp BUT
Derek: anyone notice how this is the first time Lilly's gone to a bar with us and she hasn't been glued to someones side the whole night? 🤔🤔🤔
Emily: she hasn't as well
Emily: why did I just get a sudden burst of pride?
[Lilly is online]
Penelope: Aww. Our little Lilly's all grown up 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
JJ: why does she do that? She's like a clingy two year old sometimes.
Lilly: 🌈✨ trauma ✨🌈
JJ: oh.
Spencer: where's ur bartender gone?
Lilly: okay, 1, she isn't mine she's her own person, 2, her shift finished
Emily: what r u still doing here?
Lilly: wow. Way to make me feel wanted em 🙄🤚
Emily: no, like, uve spent the whole night flirting with her. Her shifts ended, why not...
Lilly: get laid? She's not into girls
Emily: oh...
Lilly: I still have her number tho, so I got myself a new friend 💪💪
Spencer: that sentence made me thing of Lemon Boy by Cavetown
Lilly: I LOVE LEMON BOY!!
Lilly: it reminds me of u tbh
Spencer: really?
Lilly: yeah. The friendship in it makes me think of u and Morgan 😌😌
Derek: now I've gotta listen to this song
Lilly: the best decision ull ever make. Everyone needs to listen to him tbh
Penelope: chocolate thunder come dance w/me!!
Derek: anything for you baby girl 😏❤️
JJ: I'm in!!
Emily: not w/o me
Lilly: Spence? Wanna join?
Spencer: I don't know....
Lilly: as friends 🙂
Spencer: okay
YOU ARE READING
✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic
Fan fikciahow I imagine the BAU groupchat but with the twist of my OC Lilly Williams being in it too :D <33 SPENCER REID x OC (Leid) !!! Season 2/3 :) #1 in aaronhotchner 4/4/23 #1 ind Spencer 9/7/23